杰宁，吉米，现在给我进来！ Janni, Jimmy, get in here now!
我真是厌倦了你们吵个没完没了 你不知道！ I'm so tired of all the fighting. You have no idea!
- 他先打我的 - 是他先打我的 - He hit me first. - He hit me first.
- 撒谎！ - 我不在乎谁先挑起事端 - Liar! - I don't care who started it.
必须住手了，你们两个需要好好相处 It has to stop. I need you two to get along.
要知道有一天… You understand that one day...
…你们将要继承我的王国？ ...you will inherit my empire, yes?
- 什么王国？ - 闭嘴 - What's an empire? - Shut up.
这个会让你们明白 你们是不可分离的一体 This will remind you that you are two halves of one.
团结的力量总是大于分裂，不是吗？ Together, you are more powerful than apart. Yes?
到底什么意思？ What does this mean?
有一天你们会明白的 One day, you will find out.
伊杰特，墨西哥
片名 整十码
嘿，先生 Hey, senor.
- 不要动！ - 嗨，亲爱的 - Freeze! - Hi, honey.
这里我刚刚吸过 我都整理过的 Just vacuumed this rug, okay? I got it all even.
拖鞋后再进来好吧，你知道规矩的 Take your shoes off, please. You know the rule.
现在，也请你不要吓到布兰奇 Now, please, try not to scare Blanche.
小心点，你看！ 你吓到布兰奇了，吉尔！ Don't clunk. You're scaring her! Look, you scared Blanche now, Jill. Jill!
一分钟内解决，不要进去 Be done in a minute. Don't go in.
这里有意外惊喜！不要看 There's a surprise in there! Don't look.
好 Okay.
今天完成的 Finished it up today.
都是我们最喜欢的人物 很有意思 It's all our favorite hit men. All our favorite hits.
你看，我想你一定不知道芝加哥的门牙托尼 Now, I don't think you ever met Tony "The Tooth." Capped him in Chicago.
我甚至用熨斗砸了他的头 I even got the hole in his head where I whacked him with a 9-iron.
还记得那只啰嗦的三只手的老鼠吗？ Santo "Three Fingers." Remember the rat that wouldn't shut up?
对了，就是弗兰克·菲戈 And, of course, Frankie Figs.
谁会忘记弗兰克·菲戈呢？ Who could forget Frankie Figs?
“噢，吉米，你射中我了” "Oh, wow, Jimmy, you shot me."
- 可怜的弗兰克 - 吉米 - Poor Frankie. - Jimmy.
- 什么？ - 我们需要谈谈 - What? - We need to talk.
我是说… I mean, I...
我只是想宝宝出生的时候一切都完美，仅此而已 I just wanted everything to be perfect for when the baby came. That's all.
那正是我们需要谈谈的 That's what we need to talk about.
任务完成了吗？ So how did the hit go?
- 很好 - 真的？ - Good. - Really?
- 你让他跑了 - 不！ - So you let him get away. - No!
- 那么他死了？ - 是 - Then he's dead? - Yeah.
- 那是怎么了？ - 我没有杀死他 - Then what is it? - I didn't kill him.
- 但他死了 - 开始，一切顺利 - But he is dead. - At first, everything went smooth.
我照你说的，上了出租车，买了花 I did everything you said. I had the taxi, I had the flowers.
也没有人注意我，可以说我是透明一般 Nobody even notices me. I could have been invisible.
进去有困难吗？ You have a problem getting in?
噢，亲爱的，我用了撬锁工具！ Oh, honey, I finally used my lock-pick set!
就这样我进去准备… Like this, I was in there and I'm waiting and I'm poised...
…本来很顺利，但该死的电话响了 ...I'm cool as a cucumber. All of a sudden, the frigging guy's phone rings.
你吓到了 You flinched.
- 我掉转枪头… - 你畏缩了！ - I whip my gun around... - You flinched!
…我把西红柿酱打翻了 ...and I knock over his tomato sauce.
当你要杀一个人时注意力一定要集中！ You must stay focused when you are killing a person!
然后就是一团糟 Then I've got this whole big mess.
我越是整理，越是混乱 The more I try to clean up, the worse it gets.
西红柿酱是很难清理的，你需要一块好抹布 Tomato sauce is a tough stain to get out. You need a good grease cutter.
最后，我听见有人开门的声音 Then finally, I hear the guy's key in the lock.
现在让我猜猜 你的枪没有拿在手上 Now, let me guess: Your shotgun's out of reach.
于是，我马上想到去拿我的枪… So now I gotta think fast. So I go for my gun...
…他从地板上滑过… ...he slides across the floor and, well...
我正要准备解决他… I would go into detail, but let's just say...
…他掉下了楼 ...he left the building.
我要说的是，如果人死了 我们就算成功了 I gotta say, if the guy's dead, we gotta put this in the win column.
同样的，另外一个人从电梯上掉下去死了 Same thing with Spiegelman. He fell down an elevator shaft.
你是追在他后面的吧 But you were running right behind him just before he fell.
但我本来想用枪射杀他的！ But I just wanna shoot someone!
好了，一切都好了，宝贝 All right, now. All right, now, baby.
杀手的生涯本来就这么刺激 Murdering another human being can be a very moving experience.
听着 Listen.
我有个主意 I got an idea.
我们两个一起去杀人如何？ What do you say we go and kill somebody, just us?
我们抓着一个醉汉，带他到海边给他三枪 We'll find some drunk tourist, take him to the beach and put three in his coconut.
你最喜欢什么枪？ What's your favorite gun?
- 好 - A.45 - A.45. - Great.
我们就这样制造混乱，你觉得主意如何，宝贝？ We'll make a big mess. How does that sound, baby doll?
我的烤肉 My roast.
- 这个坏了 - 烤箱还是工作良好，朱儿 - This isn't working. - Oven's working fine, Jill.
不，吉米 No, this, this, Jimmy.
我嫁的人是职业杀手 不是马撒·斯图尔特 I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart.
嘿，我现在只是伪装自己而已？ Hey, I am in disguise, okay?
好吧，但你的伪装真的很愚蠢 Yeah, well, your disguise is dumb.
我是说，看看你自己 I mean, look at yourself.
你哪里像伪装的样子？ 大家都以为你已经死了 And what are you doing in disguise? Everyone thinks you're dead.
你永远也说不清楚了，不是吗？ Well, you never can tell, can you?
你坐下来准备吃饭吧 You are gonna sit and enjoy this meal.
我是从邻居那里学到这道菜的 I got this recipe from Mrs. Sanchez next door.
很棒的菜色，小心烫手！ This is a cilantro reduction. Hey, watch your fingerprints!
- 我弄了一个早上了 - 你真是有问题 - I spent the whole morning scrubbing. - There is something wrong with you.
嘿，我没有问题 没有问题 Hey, there is nothing wrong with me. There is nothing wrong with me.
每个男人都会同某人有性关系… Every man that has an ongoing sexual relationship...
…也总会时刻经历性欲的冲动 ...experiences certain peaks and valleys within his male libido from time to time.
上次我们有这样的经历是在去年 Last time we saw a peak was almost a year ago, Mr. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski.
我们现在已经处于谷底了 We're in a valley. We're below sea level. We're under the water.
郁金香现在已经… The Tulip has:
郁金香现在仍活跃健康，好吗？ Jimmy the Tulip is alive and well.
我也不是很确定了，我在洛衫矶看过医生 I'm not so sure. I saw a doctor in L.A.
这是正常反应 This is a cilantro reduction.
这道菜要泡酒两个半小时… You marinate the meat in tequila for 2 1 /2 hours...
- …然后融化 - 你有在听吗？ ...and it melts... - Are you listening?
他说那不是我 He said it wasn't me.
吉尔，快过来吃吧，我都弄了一天了 Jill, please just come eat. I have been cooking all day.
吉米！ Jimmy!
你可能现在已经不行了 You might be shooting blanks.
这可不再是什么伪装，快来吃吧 This is not a dumb disguise. Now, come eat.
芝加哥，伊利诺斯
动作快点！ Think fast!
- 斯特雷波！ - 爸爸 - Strabonitz! - Papa.
这可是我收到最好的生日礼物 This is the best birthday present I could ever have.
过来，我的孩子，家庭的支柱 Come here. My big boy, giant in the family.
- 今天天气不错，是吧？ - 是 - It's a beautiful day, no? - Yes.
不？ No?
不 No.
“不”就是“是” "No" meaning "yes."
- 快上车吧，我都饿死了！ - 好 - Get in the car, I'm starving! - All right.
再不吃点东西，我真要挂了了 If I don't eat soon, I'll pass out.
布伦特伍德，加利福尼亚
好啊，我的朋友 Hello, birdie. Tweet, tweet, my friend. Tweet, tweet.
- 宝贝，你看起来真是性感 - 奥兹，快走开 - Babe, you look hot. - Oz, knock it off.
让我来实验一下新仪器 Just checking out the gyroscopic swivel pan mechanism. You know, the new one.
今天早上你已经检查三遍了，没有人来，奥兹 You checked it three times already this morning. Nobody is coming, Oz.
- 快关掉吧 - 好 - Knock it off. - Okay.
我知道了，宝贝！ I got it, honey!
- 谁派你来的？ - 美国童子军 - Who sent you? - Buttercup Scouts of America.
你是哪个部队的？ What troop are you with?
- 什么？ - 你没有听到吗 - What? - You heard me.
你们训导员的名字是？ What's your den mother's name?
卡罗尔？ Carol?
天，奥兹，你到底在干什么？ Jesus, Oz, what the hell are you doing?
- 她是童子军 - 我可没有订购这样的服务 - She's a Buttercup Scout. - I'm not buying this scout routine.
好像她手里还有东西 Besides, I think there's something in her hand.
饼干，薄荷味的 Cookies. Minty Thins.
她是艾伦的女儿 This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter.
我告诉过她妈妈要买她的东西的 I told her mother I'd buy cookies from her.
白痴 Putz.
- 我听到了！ - 傻蛋 - I heard that! - Jag-off.
这算是亲密拜访了，不是吗？ Well, that was a close call, huh?
薄荷味的不太好，太容易黏牙了 Minty Thins are bad anyway. They cause staining...
- 你早该不要这样了，奥兹 - 我知道 - You've really got to stop this now, Oz. - I know.
没有人会来抓我们，他们不是死了 Nobody is coming to get us. They can't come and get us, because they're all dead.
- 就是在监狱里 - 对 - Or in jail. - Right.
如果你再看那监视器… If you look at that monitor one more time...
我自己也会神经过敏的？ I'll be taking cold showers?
快关掉吧 For starters.
你穿这件很漂亮 You look very nice in that robe.
河边，加利福尼亚
我想这会让你很高兴的 This will make you very happy. I think.
你觉得呢？ You think, huh?
首先，我就不喜欢这颜色 Well, for starters, I hate the color.
你们两个就是乘我不在想占我地盘的家伙 So! You are the two that tried to muscle in on my businesses while I was gone.
- 不！ - 告诉大家，拉齐奥·果戈理… - No! - Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak...
…又回来了 ...is back in town.
可是他们都死了还怎么说呢？ How are they gonna tell anyone when they're dead?
什么？ What?
过来，孩子，我爱你 Come here. I love you, boy.
记住，永远不要纠正我 这是规矩 Don't correct me. As a rule.
- 那是什么？给我 - 给你，老板 - What is that? Give it to me. - Here, boss.
噢，又一个惊喜 Oh, another surprise.
有意思 That was fun.
谁 Oseransky.
- 我 - 嘿，吉尔，你好吗？ - It's me. - Oh, hey, Jill, how are you?
- 你的新牙医助理怎么样？ - 还好她没有想杀我 - How's your new dental assistant? - Well, she's not trying to kill me.
不要忘记我们有过的快乐日子 Never forget the fun we had.
- 听着，我可以问你个问题吗？ - 当然，什么都可以问 - Hey, listen. Can I ask you something? - Sure, anything.
你觉得吉米和辛西娅谈话吗？ You think Jimmy and Cynthia talk?
什么意思？像我和你一样谈话吗？ What do you mean? Like you and I talk?
不，我是说，“谈论”谈话 No, like, I mean, "talk" talk.
我不明白为什么 吉米和辛西娅要“谈论”谈话？ I don't understand. Why would Jimmy and Cynthia be "talk" talking?
不，辛西娅会告诉我任何事情的 No, Cynthia would tell me. She tells me everything.
- 为什么？ - 他看起来就像白痴 - Why? - He's acting like a fruitcake.
- 怎么，他又杀人了？ - 但愿如此才好呢 - What, he's killing people? - I wish.
不，他一定有事 我感觉他是在伪装 No, he's up to something. He's acting like he's out of his mind, but I don't believe it.
天，一个杀人狂如此表现真是怪异 Oh, jeez, a homicidal maniac acting totally crazy. What a surprise.
- 朱儿！ - 我要挂了，待会说 - Jill! - I gotta go, I'll talk to you later.
恩？ Yeah?
- 那就是我们的下个目标？ - 是 - So that's the one we're after? - Yes.
花了我一万块才找到他 Cost me 1 0,000 to get, you know, the dental work.
- 就是为了确定是他 - 你有保留收据吗？ - To find out if it's him. - Did you save receipts?
- 不，什么收据？ - 我开玩笑 - No. What receipts? - I'm kidding.
现在已经没有什么人留收据了 所以这样说才有意思吧 Nobody saves receipts anymore. Don't worry. That's why it's funny.
好的，你进去，然后胁持他 It's funny. All right, so you go in and you grab him.
- 是 - 你进去… - Yes. - You go in...
然后… And I...
胁持他 And grab him.
- 你要干什么？ - 我进去，然后胁持他 - What do you do? - I go in and I grab him.
小菜一碗 Piece of pie.
- 不，是“小菜一碟” - 我刚才是怎么说的？ - No, it's "cake." - What did I say?
- 小菜一碗 - 然后你又说什么了？ - Pie. - And you said?
- 小菜一碟，不，小菜一碗 - 小菜一碗 - Cake. No, it's pie. - Piece of pie.
小菜一碟 Cake.
怀特先生，先给你麻醉处理吧？ Mr. White, how's that implant treating you?
好 Okay.
怎么样？ 感觉你很棒 So how are you? How you doing? You're looking topnotch. Very stellar.
很不错的运动衫，橘红色？ That's a nice sweater. A burnt orange or...?
嘿，医生，你太太电话找你 Hey, Dr. Oseransky, your wife's on line one.
- 她很急躁吗？ - 你知道… - Is she upset? - You know what...
…我不知道她是哭还是笑 ...I can't tell whether she's laughing or crying.
我想她可能是笑 I think she might be laughing.
- 麻烦你接进来吧？ - 好 - Okay, well, put her through, okay, Julie? - Okay.
好，准备麻醉了 Here we go. A little nitrous for you.
到我让你取下来时你再取 Now, don't take this off until I tell you.
你会喜欢的 You may enjoy that.
- 宝贝，怎么了？ - 有消息 - Hi, honey, what's up? - Got some news.
- 是吗？ - 我们有孩子了 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. We're pregnant.
什么？有孩子了！ What? We're pregnant!
什么？什么时候？ What? When?
- 也许是你在我上面那次 - 或者是你在我上面 - Probably when you were on top of me. - Or when you were on top of me.
- 医生 - 你好 - Doctor. - Mrs. Himelfarb.
- 不要忘记检查 - 天，奥兹，我多么爱你 - Don't forget to floss. - God, Oz, I love you so much.
我也爱你宝贝，现在不生气了吧？ Oh, I love you too. So you're not angry?
因为怀孕的事情？ About me being pregnant?
不，因为早上我差点开枪打了一个童子军 No, about me almost shooting a scout this morning.
Mrs. Havacamp.
- 不要提了，我想见你 - 噢，我也想见你 - Forget that. I wanna see you. - Oh, I wanna see you too.
好，那么我们老地方见 I gotta go. So I'll meet you at your favorite place. Okay, I love you.
怀特先生 Mr. White.
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
我会让其他人来帮帮你的？ I'm gonna bring somebody in to do that for me. Okay?
他没有呼吸了，快找人帮忙 我要同辛西娅一块吃饭 He's not breathing. Call whoever deals with that. I'm going to lunch with Cynthia.
打911来处理好了 91 1. 91 1 deals with that.
等等 Call 91... Hold on, please.
为什么我有种不妙的感觉？ Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
糟糕了 This can't be good.
- 现在真是太棒了不是吗？ - 是 - It really is perfect now, isn't it? - Yes.
- 还有好多事要打算 - 我知道 - There's so much planning. - I know.
很多东西要买 So many things to buy.
我们要婴儿床，衣服 We gotta get a crib, clothes.
- 我们要重新装修客厅了 - 我想我还是要建一条壕沟 - We have to redecorate the guest bedroom. - I'll finally get to build that moat.
- 什么？ - 噢，不用担心 - What? - Oh, no worries.
我已经做过检查了 I've already checked with zoning.
你在开玩笑吗？ 我们不能在院子里建壕沟 Are you kidding? We're not building a fricking moat in our yard.
This will go all around the perimeter.
- 奥兹，不，不要破坏这么好的气氛 - 我不是 - Oz, no. Don't ruin this moment. - I'm not...
我们要有孩子了，不是现在，应该说我们在努力… We're having a baby. Not now. I mean, we're fighting now...
…但我们要有孩子了 ...but then we're gonna have a baby.
- 宝贝，我只是想 - 快逼疯我了 - Honey, I'm just trying to... - Drive me insane.
听着，我不想让孩子在恐惧中成长 Look, I don't wanna raise a child in an environment of complete and total fear.
恐惧？哪有什么恐惧？ 我们现在只是在讨论壕沟 Fear? Who's talking about fear? We're talking about a moat.
就是围绕着泳池一样 Just think of it as a little, round swimming pool.
- 你真是胆小如鼠，奥兹 - 才不是呢 - You're afraid of everything, Oz. - That is so not true.
- 想我了？ - 有时吧 - Thinking about me? - Off and on. Yeah.
看看报纸好了？ See the paper? Well?
- 我有些担心 - 没有什么好担心的 - I'm a little nervous about this. - There's nothing to be nervous about.
- 怎么，他又把你逼疯了？ - 是 - What, is he driving you nuts again? - Yes.
你可以这样缓解一下… Sounds like you could use a break. A little...
- 同谋吗？ - 我还记得… - Cahooting? - I seem to remember...
…你总是喜欢和人一起算计别人 ...you were always good at cahooting.
我还记得一次有危险时 I remember a time when your middle name was danger.
噢，吉米 Oh, Jimmy.
- 辛西娅 - 我讨厌向奥兹撒谎 - Cynthia. - I hate lying to Oz like this.
奥兹不能知道任何事 我们之间结束了？ Oz can't know anything about this. Are we clear?
已经结束了 吉尔会对你有所怀疑吗？ We're clear. Does Jill suspect anything?
- 吉尔以为我傻了 - 也许她是对的 - Jill thinks I'm losing my mind. - She's probably right.
- 你还留着号码，对吗？ - 当然 - You still got the numbers, right? - Of course.
- 天 - 怎么？ - God. - What?
在电话里你还是这么性感 You still sound so sexy on the phone.
- 听着，还有一个问题 - 什么？ - Listen, one more thing. - Yeah?
你穿什么衣服？ What are you wearing?
这不重要 It's not important.
好的，我要走了 All right, I gotta go.
- 游戏时间到了 - 好运 - Game time. - Good luck.
你也是 You're on.
“宝贝，对不起” "Honey, I'm sorry."
“宝贝，真的很对不起” Honey. I'm so sorry.
我真是个傻瓜 It's the idiot from under the table.
宝贝？ Honey?
宝贝 Honey.
她不在这 She not here.
我的天 Oh, my God.
怀特先生，你在这里干什么？ Mr. White, what are you doing here?
如果是因为上次麻醉的事情，真对不起 If this is about the nitrous oxide I gave you, I'm sorry.
牙医，请坐下吧 Dentist, sit down.
我太太在哪里？ Where... Where is my wife?
你太太… Your wife...
- …很安全 - 我太太很安全？ ...is in a safe... - My wife's in a safe?
在很安全的地方 Place. Safe place.
让我先说完，然后你说，我再说 Let me finish a sentence. I talk, you talk, I talk.
- 我们就该这样谈话才是 - 好，那就让你来说吧 - That's how we should have a conversation. - Okay, yes, good. Whatever you say.
你太太的性命 是否安全要看你的表现了 How safe and for how long is entirely up to you.
如果你不介意的话，我想知道… Would it be out of line if I asked at this juncture...
…你们是谁，为什么会在我家里？ ...who you are and what you're doing in my home?
我是… I'm...
…让人大吃一惊的 ...flabbergasted.
- 不明白 - 真气人 - I'm sorry... - Chagrined.
难道你还看不出来吗 That you don't see the similarity in the facial structure.
- 你们这些家伙都明白吗？ - 你还记得杰宁·果戈理吗？ - And you guys just understand all of this? - Do you remember Janni Gogolak?
记得还是不记得？ Do you or don't you?
- 什么？ - 还记得杰宁！ - What? - Remember Janni!
- 是的，我记得杰宁 - 杰宁 - Yes, I remember Janni. - Janni...
…是我的儿子 ...was my son.
噢，不…不，我知道你在想什么 Oh, no, no. No, no, I know what you're thinking.
- 你知道吗？ - 我想是的 - Yes, you do? - I think I do.
你真是让人吃惊 You're like the Amazing Kreskin.
要知道这些你都清楚的？ Well, you know all this, where it's going?
不，不，我只是想… No, no, no, no. I just think...
你以为是我杀了你儿子，但事实上不是我 I think that you think I killed your son. I did not kill your son.
- 吉米杀了你儿子 - 你知道的，我收集了情报 - Jimmy Tudeski killed your son. - You know, I collect these.
- 真的吗？ - 不 - Really? - Nope.
- 吉米在哪里？ - 吉米死了 - Where is Jimmy? - Jimmy's dead.
- 吉米死了，他们两人都死了 - 我可要生气了 - Jimmy's dead. They're both dead. - I'm bored.
斯特雷波，给他吃颗子弹，或许这能帮他想起来 Strabo, put one in his head. Maybe that will help him remember.
- 爸爸… - 如果他打上一枪… - Papa... - lf he puts one in my head...
- …我怎么还记得起来？ - 闭嘴！ ...how will I remember? - Shut up!
- 我会试试的 - 吉米在哪里？我知道他还活着！ - I'll try that. - Where's Jimmy? I know he's alive!
我不知道吉米在哪里，我知道他死了 Mr. Gogolak, I don't know where Jimmy is. Please. As far as I know, he's dead.
- 斯特雷波 - 斯特雷波，不要这样 - Strabo. - Strabo. Don't, Mr. White. Strabo!
够了！ Enough! Enough!
你们真是开玩笑吗？太吵了！ Are you kidding me? That's loud!
看，他都跑掉了 Come on, he's getting away.
住手，怎么可以这样向我们的邻居开枪呢？ Stop, stop. Why are you shooting in a neighborhood like this?
让大家都知道我们又回来了，给他们看看我们的家伙 Let everybody know we're here. Go next door, show them the weapon.
- 下一步我们怎么做，爸爸？ - 放松些 - What are we gonna do, Papa? - Relax.
牙医会把我们带到老鼠那里的 The dentist will lead us to the rat.
还需要5分钟，不，或许是10分钟 It'll be maybe five more minutes. 1 0, maybe.
奥兹医生办公室 One second. Dr. Oseranksy's office.
- 是我，奥兹！ - 医生，你听起来很疲劳的样子 - Julie, it's Oz! - Hey, doc. You sound frazzled.
- 你没事吧？ - 我很疲劳 - Are you all right? - I am frazzled.
取消我这个星期所有的预约 Just cancel my appointments for the week.
- 你知道这里有多少人吗？ - 只要取消就可以了！ - You know how many people are here? - Just cancel them!
- 好的 - 好 - Okay, fine. - Okay.
拉齐奥的藏身处 洛杉矶
我明白了 I got you.
真是不错 - That was good one. - Yeah, yeah.
Yermo, Zevo.
10分钟后我们出发去墨西哥 We're driving to Mexico in 1 0 minutes.
快别喝了，不然你们会得IUD Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.
辛西娅，想要吃点东西吗？ Cynthia, you have something to eat?
谢谢你对我的关心 Nice of you to take interest in my health.
- 辛西娅，来尝一点吧 - 谢谢 - Cynthia, take one. Eat. - Thank you, Anya.
妈妈，不，不是现在 Mother, Mother, please, please. No.
不是现在 Not now. It's nice.
- 吃这些带气的东西很恶心 - 我给她做的 - It's tough to eat with all the gas. - I made it for her.
好 All right.
她有108了 She's 1 08.
我爱她 I love her.
- 让我们去找吉米！把车开来吧 - 难以置信，你觉得吉米还活着？ - Let's get Jimmy! Bring around the car. - I can't believe you think Jimmy's still alive.
你记得他是如何验尸的吗？ 我知道，是牙齿记录 You remember how his body was identified? I do. Dental records.
- 那么？ - 坐下 - So? - Sit down.
你丈夫又正好是牙医 Your husband just happens to be a dentist.
他和吉米又是好兄弟 He and Jimmy are buddy-buddy.
- 那你怎么想呢？ - 动脑想想！ - What's your point? - Do the math!
吉米还活着，而你丈夫和他在一起 Jimmy is still alive and your husband, again, with him.
- 你怎么知道我丈夫在哪里？ - 那很简单 - How do you know where my husband is? - That was simple.
- “追踪器” - 追踪器？ - "LuJack." - LuJack?
- 在汽车上安装了 - 不，爸爸 - In the Porsche. - No, Papa.
你说“追踪器” It's... You say "LoJack."
明白吗？跟踪器 See? LoJack.
- 我没有听清楚 - 跟踪器 - I didn't quite hear. - Oh, LoJack.
不要纠正我 Don't correct me.
决不要来纠正我！ Don't ever correct me!
欠揍吗？ 你真是个欠打的家伙？ You like getting hit? You're a freak who enjoys pain?
- 当然不是 - 小心点！ - Of course not. - Watch the broad!
你知道这个怎么用吗？ Do you know how this works?
谢谢，我知道了 Thanks, I got it.
不要动，你看起来像极了兔子 Hold still or you're gonna look like a Hare Krishna.
真有意思 That's funny.
- 你还好吗？ - 我流血了吗？ - Are you okay? - Am I bleeding?
- 不 - 吉尔 - No. Hello. - Jill!
- 是谁？ - 我现在不方便说话 - Who's that? - I can't talk now.
是谁？把电话给我 Who is that? Give me the phone. Give me...
把电话给我 Give me the phone.
- 是谁？ - 吉米，吉米，嗨，我是奥兹 - Who is this? - Jimmy. Jimmy, hi, it's Oz.
- 奥兹？他怎么会有我们的电话号码？ - 我不知道 - Oz? How the hell did Oz get our number? - I don't know.
我打电话是和你说？ What did I tell you about ever calling here?
你是说有人想杀我的事情 I think you said something about killing me...
是啊，杀了我还要鞭尸 Yes, killing me and beating me to death with my own corpse. That's what it was.
真是好记性，还记得，找我什么事情？ Yeah, good memory. What do you want?
- 我在墨西哥 - 你在墨西哥？ - I'm in Mexico. - You're in Mexico?
我还以为我会 I was thinking I would swing by...
如果你来我这里的话，奥兹… If you come by this house, Oz...
…如果你靠近25英里以内，我就给你75发子弹 ...if you come within 25 miles, I will back a car over your head 75 times.
好 Okay.
嗨，我已经是死人了 Hi, I'm a dead man.
很高兴谈话 Good talking to you.
不不，离开车子远点 No, no, no. No, no, no. Stay away from the vehicle.
快下车 Get out of the car. Get out.
吉米！吉米，不要开枪，是我，奥兹 Jimmy! Jimmy, don't shoot, it's me, it's Oz!
我知道 I know.
差点打到我了 That almost hit me.
你怎么样？ How you doing?
- 你穿的是兔子鞋吗？ - 离我的鸡远一些，奥兹 - Are you wearing bunny slippers? - Stay away from my chickens, Oz.
我的天，布兰奇！ Oh, my God. Oh, no. Blanche!
我的天 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
布兰奇 Blanche!
- 谁是布兰奇？ - 康斯威洛！ - Who's Blanche? - Consuelo!
艾克瑞斯！ 警告其他伙伴有悲剧了！ Xerxes! Alert the others, there's been a tragedy!
谁是布兰奇？ Who's Blanche?
她就是布兰奇 This is Blanche.
- 你杀了她 - 对不起 - You killed her. - I'm sorry.
回家去，奥兹 在更糟的事情发生前 Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.
糟糕的事情早已发生了 辛西娅被绑架了 Something bad already has happened. Cynthia's been kidnapped.
可怜的布兰奇 正好被撞中要害 Poor Blanche. Cut down in her prime.
你给鸡取名字了？ He names his chickens. You name your chickens?
布兰奇！你死了 Blanche! You're dead!
奥兹，你在这里呢 Hey, Oz, you're here.
他杀了布兰奇 He killed Blanche.
- 你来这里干什么？ - 我想知道，你在这里干什么？ - What are you doing here? - I'd like to know. What are you doing here?
- 简单的说，我们一直在交谈 - 朱儿 - Put a sock in it. We talk all the time. - Jill.
真的吗，你们一直在交谈？ Really. You talk all the time?
我们谈过一次，我记得好像是谈论水果什么的 We spoke once. And I think it was mostly about some kind of fruit.
- 你一个人吗？ - 是 - Are you alone? - Yeah.
- 没有被跟踪吗？ - 不 - You weren't followed? - No.
- 你怎么知道？ - 亲爱的 - How would you know? - Honey.
好了，既然他来了就一块尝尝龙虾吧 Well, now that he's here, he's staying for lobster a la Tudeski.
“龙虾”？我不能留下来吃龙虾 "Lobster a la Tudeski"? I can't stay for lobster a la Tudeski.
- 拉齐奥·果戈理在我家里 - 我的天 - Lazlo Gogolak was at my house. - Oh, my God.
- 要不要给你留位置？ - 好吧 - Am I setting a place or not? - Yes, please.
- 他到底是怎么了？ - 说来话长了，告诉我吧 - What is the matter with him? - It's a long story. Talk to me.
辛西娅被绑架了 Well, Cynthia's been kidnapped.
- 你是说真的？ - 是 - Are you serious? - Yes.
- 拉齐奥想要杀了吉米为杰宁报仇 - 他去你家里了？ - Lazlo wants Jimmy's head for killing Janni. - He came to your house?
难道非要在我的餐桌上讨论这个吗？ Wouldn't this conversation be so much better dining on my masterpiece?
他有什么问题吗？ What's wrong with him?
你疯了吗？你是不是傻了？ Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?
他们知道你还活着 They know you're alive.
- 他们怎么知道的？ - 他们就是知道 - How would they know? - They do.
看那，亲爱的，我们屋里有个大惊小怪的家伙 Oh, look, honey, we have a squealer in the house.
大惊小怪的家伙？我才不是！ A squealer? I'm not a squealer!
我也从来不背叛朋友 I've never squealed on anybody.
那他们是怎么知道的，奥兹？ How do they know, Oz?
他们抓住了辛西娅，我需要你帮忙 They have Cynthia. I need your help.
我是你的朋友 - Yeah. - And I'm your friend.
你知道什么，奥兹？ 友谊是高贵的 You know what, Oz? Friendship is overrated.
我朋友实在太多了 事实上我正在考虑如何失去一些 I got enough friends. In fact, I'm thinking about maybe losing a couple.
这可能是需要重操旧业的时候了 This could be great. A way to get back in the game.
是的，重操旧业 Yes, back in the game.
我不想重操旧业，我喜欢下厨房 I don't wish to get back in the game. I like cooking.
还有整理房屋，打扫 I like cleaning. And I like to decorate.
- 现在我们是在讨论辛西娅 - 是，辛西娅，你的前妻？ - We're talking about Cynthia here. - Yes, Cynthia. Your ex-wife?
前妻的说法用在这里不恰当，奥兹 "Ex" would be the key word in that sentence, Oz.
如果你不过来帮忙拯救辛西娅… If you don't get off your ass and help get Cynthia...
…我不会再理你了 ...I'll never talk to you again.
如果你再这样威胁我，我就在你脸上插把刀 If you ever grab me like that again, I will stick a knife in your face.
明白了吗？ Is that clear?
我们待会吃饭的时候再谈… We'll talk about it over dinner...
…快过去洗手，不然都不好吃饭了 ...which is probably ruined. Go wash your hands.
15分钟后开饭 We eat in 1 5 minutes.
他在开玩笑是吧 He's kidding.
你最好去洗手，奥兹 You better go wash your hands, Oz.
真是不错的招待 Well, it really is a nice presentation.
如果汤没有结块才算好 It would have been, if we hadn't let the sauce clot.
马铃薯本来应该浮在龙虾旁边的，可现在不是这样 The potatoes were supposed to be floating around the lobster, not just stuck like that.
I had this tricolore thing going on.
看起来还不错 It looks great.
我真不想你说有关辛西娅的事情来安慰我 I would hate to think you were placating me to talk about Cynthia.
不，不 No. No.
- 那是祈祷吗？ - 是 - Is that Hebrew? - Yeah.
- 你不是天主教的吗？ - 是，而且很虔诚 - Aren't you Catholic? - Yeah. Devout.
- 有意思 - 奥兹… - That makes sense. - Oz...
…告诉我们有关辛西娅的好消息 ...give us the lowdown on Cynthia.
她怀孕了 She's pregnant.
我的天，真是太棒了！ Oh, my God! That's so great!
谢谢，而且有意思的是我们本来没有特意想要的 Thanks. The funny thing is, we weren't trying.
我的天，真是太棒了！ Oh, my God, that's great.
- 知道她被关在哪里吗？ - 同拉齐奥一起，他是怎么了？ - Any idea where they're keeping her? - With Lazlo. What's the matter with him?
没什么，这是他最近表达喜悦的方式 Nothing, don't worry. This is just his way of expressing joy lately.
噢，这就是一个退休后的杀手的表现吗 Oh, so this is how a retired mass murderer acts.
这就是当一个不受欢迎的人出现在餐桌上 一个退休后的杀手的表现！ This is how a retired mass murderer behaves when people show up uninvited for dinner!
知道了 - Noted. - Jimmy.
- 他有多少手下？ - 7，8个 - How many goons does he have with him? - Seven, eight.
- 还有他的儿子 - 斯特雷波？ - And his son. - Strabonitz?
我是不是应该报警呢？ Well, should I go to the police?
绑架足够让他入狱了 Kidnapping would put him away forever.
在这之前他会撕票的 He'd make her disappear to avoid going back to the slammer.
你为什么要问我？ Why are you asking me?
- 那是奥兹的问题 - 吉米 - This is Oz's problem. - Jimmy.
你一定要帮我 You have to help me.
什么，你是白痴吗，我很忙 有很多事情要做的奥兹 What, are you nuts? I got a great thing going on down here, Oz.
另外，我在这里也很安全 Plus, I'm safe down here.
我才不管你同辛西娅两人发生什么事情呢 Besides, I don't care what happens with you and Cynthia.
我可不想帮你而毁了自己的生活 I'm not uprooting my life to save your sorry ass.
把他打成马蜂窝！ Light it up like a pinata!
你告诉他们我在这？ 你死定了 You told them where I live? You're dead.
你告诉他们我在这 你死定了 Told them where I live. You're a dead man.
- 吉米，你来了吧？！ - 你可以跑，但你躲不了！ - Jimmy, are you coming or not?! - You can run, but you can't hide!
我们走！ Let's go!
奥兹 Oz! Oz.
Put the... Let's go!
最好快点跑吧，小家伙们 You better run, tooth-boy.
我一定要把你碎尸万段 I get a second, I'm gonna slice you up.
有人击中他们了吗？ Anyone hit anything yet?
我们走 Let's go.
你过来吗 Will you come on?
你过来吗，白痴？ This idiot. Will you come on?
快起来 Get up!
走！ Go!
他们跑了！ They're getting away!
Come on!
你们向房子开火，可他们在车里，快来一枪 You're shooting at the house, they're in the car. You had one shot.
好的，射的好 All right, it was a nice shot. It was. Come here.
射的好 It was a nice shot.
射的好，宝贝 Nice shooting, honey.
谢谢，宝贝 Thanks, honey.
那群家伙跑掉了 The sons of batches got away.
那我要不要现在解决了她？ So do I clip her or not?
让辛西娅一直保持心情愉快 你做的到吗？ Keep Cynthia happy for the time being. Can you do that?
Not likely.
该死！ Sick bastards!
这是什么？ What?! What is it? What?
杰宁 Janni.
我要他死 I want him dead.
死！ Dead!
昨天！ Yesterday!
在早餐以前！ Before breakfast!
在下蛋前！ Before eggs!
Scrambled.
我不知道我们为什么要弃车 I don't understand why we have to dump my car.
这你不需要知道原因 It's not your business to understand.
把我那价值八万块的车丢在墨西哥却不关我事 It's not my business to leave my $80,000 car in Mexico.
或许你自己有打算，取走车，然后不要太太了 Maybe you got a plan there. Take the car, lose the wife.
- 好主意 - 我去买票 - Good plan. - I'll get the tickets.
你去做吧，叛徒 You do that, you squealer.
- 我没有背叛任何人 - 果戈理在镇上出现了吗？ - I didn't squeal on anybody. - The Gogolaks showed up on their own?
- 不要提了，朱儿 - 这只能说明他是个骗子 - Forget it, Jill. - It means he's a rat and a liar.
你嫁给了一个在证人保护计划中的人 You married someone in the witness protection program.
你真是有意思… You got a really funny way...
…用这样的方式来求人帮忙吗！ ...of asking for help, squeal cheese!
- 请帮帮我？ - 这听起来还算顺耳 - Please help me? - Well, that's a little better.
但这也没有，现在那群家伙都知道我住哪了 But it still doesn't help, now that the bad guys know where I live.
- 你弄疼我了 - 快去买票吧，狡猾的家伙！ - You're spitting in my mouth. - Just go and get the tickets, squeal weasel!
- 怎么样？ - 不错 - How was that? - It was good.
- 真帅 - 真的吗？ - Scary. - Really?
过来 Come here.
奥兹，辛西娅怀孕真是要恭喜你了 So, Oz, congratulations on Cynthia being pregnant.
谢谢 Thank you.
你觉得我会是个好爸爸吗？ You think I'd be a good father?
- 你觉得我不会是个好爸爸？ - 我没有这么说 - You don't think I'd be a good father? - I didn't say that.
你什么都没说 You didn't say anything.
不，我觉得你会是个好爸爸 No, I think you'd be a good father.
- 我不清楚你的为人 - 闭嘴 - I didn't understand what you were... - Shut up.
- 我们为什么要上这趟车？ - 你的车有GPS定位系统 - Why are we on this bus? - Your car's got a GPS system on it.
我想这样拉齐奥 才跟踪到你的 I figure that's how Lazlo tracked you down.
- 这正是我希望的，为你好 - 为我好？ - That's what I'm hoping, for your sake. - For my sake?
是，如果不是这样… Yeah. Because if that's not the case...
…我要杀了你 ...I'm gonna kill you.
- 对吗，宝贝？ - 对 - Right, baby? - Yes, sirree, Bob.
- 我真希望辛西娅多被绑架几次 - 我也是 - I wish Cynthia got kidnapped more often. - Me too.
当你们两夫妻有麻烦时，我太太也跟着有麻烦 I'll just put my wife in danger whenever you guys have problems in the bedroom.
什么麻烦？ What problems? What problems?
我什么都没有说 I didn't say anything.
这就是你们两个背着我说的话吗？ Is this what you two talk about on the phone behind my back?
你怎么可以说我背后讨论辛西娅？ 坐下 How would you like it if I talked to Cynthia behind your back? Sit down.
- 你在惹事 - 你弄花了我的脸 - You're causing a scene. - You grabbed my face.
我的前额 The front part of my head.
怎么样？ Yes?
他买了三张单程票去洛杉矶 He bought three one-way tickets to L.A.
洛杉矶？有意思 Los Angeles? Interesting.
那么我们就从后面抄袭 All right, so we cut them off at the piss.
就像约翰一样，我们从后面包抄 Just like John Wayne, we ride up over the hill.
你们两个上车过去，好吧？ You two in the Porsche. All right?
到洛杉矶以后我们再大干一场 When we get to L.A., we strip it, make a few dollars and then torch it.
现在你们要跟着我？ 快行动吧 But for now, you hot-wire it and follow us. All right? Come on.
- 可以不要这样开玩笑吗？ - 对不起，对不起 - Can we stop the horseplay for one second? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
欧申赛德，加利福尼亚
好，开始我有自己八万块的车 Okay, so we had a car. My car. My $80,000 car.
然后我们搭地铁，坐出租车 Then we're on a bus. And now we're renting a car.
这毫无道理 This doesn't make any sense.
- 好的 - 我要… - It will. - I ordered...
…我要黑咖啡，好吗？ 一杯黑咖啡 ...a black cup of coffee, all right? A black cup of coffee.
我弄错了，对不起 I screwed up. I apologize.
难道我还要再等你20分钟吗？ 一杯黑咖啡 Well, do I have to wait another 20 minutes for your screwup? A black cup of coffee.
- 我会换杯新的 - 你还站在那里 - I'll get a fresh cup. - You're still standing there.
- 你还站在那里 - 我道歉 - You're still standing. - I apologize.
再见 Bye.
嘿，伙计？ Hey, pal?
你为什么不给她个喘气的机会呢，她已经道歉了 Why don't you give the girl a break. She already said she was sorry.
- 她也只是谋生而已 - 对 - She's just working for a living. - Right.
为什么不管好你自己的事情 Why don't you mind your own business.
- 臭屁 - 噢，不 - Asshole. - Oh, no.
我在哪里呢？ 我只是想提醒你… Where was I? I was just gonna remind you...
你可不能学的这么粗鲁… Now, son, you're never gonna be as mean or rude...
…不要像你爸爸这样对待给你服务的女侍应生？ ...to a waitress or anybody that brings you food like your dad just was, are you, son?
- 不 - 真不错 - No. - Real good.
把玉米都吃了吧，长大后像吉米舅舅一样强壮 Eat all your corn. Grow up to be big and strong like your Uncle Jimmy.
你看到了，奥兹？我会是个好爸爸的 You see, Oz? I'd be a great father.
我只是教育孩子不要对女服务员那么粗暴 I just taught that kid not to be mean to waitresses.
你知道的，我们可以办成真正的舞会 You know, we could make this a real party.
- 什么，我们需要更多的气球？ - 噢，斯特雷波 - What, we need more balloons? - Oh, Strabo.
我喜欢你的名字 I love your name.
不，斯特雷波，我是说你和我… No, Strabo, I mean, you and me...
…我们可以… ...well, we could make this, you know...
…办成一个有意思的舞会 ...a fun party.
- 你是说我和你… - 对 - Oh, you mean you and me... - That's right.
- 我总是感觉对你有点意思 - 我也早知道了 - I've always had a little crush on you. - I've always sensed that.
- 你知道吗？ - 是 - You did? - Yes.
- 我想吉米的动作还是快了点？ - 对，吉米也很棒… - I guess Jimmy just moved a little quicker? - Well, Jimmy is as good as...
那么你和牙医怎么样… And so you and the dentist...
关系不好吗？ Things not so well going?
说实话… To tell you the truth...
…我不想错过这样激情的机会 ...I kind of miss the excitement.
我也喜欢你的发型 And I like your hair that way.
- 秀长 - 你让我不好意思了 - Long. - You're making me blush.
真不错 That's good.
给我一个让我相信你的理由 Give me one good reason to trust you.
- 好的，我可以给你2，800，000 - 什么？ - Well, I can give 280 million. - What?
- 你在说什么？ - 你爸爸没有告诉过你吗？ - What are you talking about? - Your father never told you?
什么？ What?
有什么好笑的？ What's so funny?
到底有什么好笑的？ What's so goddamn funny?
斯特雷波 Strabo.
你爸爸可能只是把你当白痴 Your daddy thinks you're a moron.
- 奶奶！ - 过来 - Anya! - Coming.
你看着她 Anya, you watch the broad.
- 你去哪里？ - 我去汽车站 - Where you going? - I'm going to the bus station.
- 找爸爸 - 我的天 - Find Papa. - My God.
我可以借用一下洗手间吗？ Anya, can I use your bathroom?
当然 Yes.
联合车站 洛杉矶
好了，我买了你要的奶酪和蛋 All right, I got your cream cheese and scrambled egg.
- 剩下的金枪鱼给你 - 我不喜欢金枪鱼 - That leaves you with the tuna. - I don't like tuna.
- 那么现在学着喜欢 - 好 - Start liking it. - Okay.
我想到了你为什么没有必要杀我的原因了 I thought of a reason why you don't have to kill me.
那是什么呢，牙医？ What would that be, dentist?
他们没有理由不跟踪我的车？ 我已命在旦夕了 What if they didn't trace me through my car? That's a hell of a thing to hang my life on.
- 唯一可以让你保命的还是信任 - 你要芥末吗？ - Only thing to hang your life on is trust. - You want mustard?
好的，宝贝，谢谢 Yes, honey, thank you.
什么，不祈祷就吃东西了？ What, no Jewish prayer before our ham and cheese?
你对我的宗教有意见吗，奥兹？ You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz?
不知道就不要乱发表意见 Do unto others before you're turned into a pillar of salt.
对极了，不要像只老鼠一样 Exactly. Unless they're a rat.
不然就直接刺它双眼 Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
- 老鼠？ - 对，摩西说的 - A pillar of salt? - That's right. Moses said that.
读读圣经吧，奥兹 Read the Bible, Oz.
快吃吧，牙医 可能是你最后一顿了 Eat up, dentist. It could be your last meal.
如果他们不出现，你就杀了我是吗？ If they don't show up, you're gonna shoot me? Is that it?
- 正是这样 - 也让辛西娅去死吗？ - That's the size of it. - And let Cynthia die too?
我之前就跟你说过，我不在乎辛西娅怎么样 I told you before, I don't care what happens to Cynthia.
是吗？ 那你为什么还总是戴着她的十字架 Oh, yeah, sure. That's why you're still wearing her crucifix around your neck.
不，等等，你说什么？ No, wait. I'm sorry, what?
- 你说辛西娅的什么？ - 我有说什么吗？ - What did you say was Cynthia's? - Did I say something?
我们在一起两年多了，可你什么都没有说… Two years we've been together and you never mention...
- …你还戴着前妻的礼物？ - 那不是什么礼物 ...you wear a present from your ex-wife? - It wasn't a present.
- 从哪来的？ - 我不知道 - Where's it from? - I don't know.
是辛西娅的，她祖母给她，她又给了他 It's Cynthia's. Her grandmother gave it to her and she gave it to Jimmy.
还说你不是叛徒？！ You say you're not a squealer?!
看来要待会收拾你了，奥兹 Looks like you got a reprieve, Oz.
噢，感谢老天，杀手们终于来了 Oh, thank God the killers are here.
要检查巴士吗？ So check the bus?
相反的… As opposed to...
…只是观赏巴士吗？ 是的，当然要检查了！ ...just looking at the bus? Yes, check the bus!
嘿，快放我出去！ Let me out of here. Hey!
放我出去 Let me out of here.
快开门 Come on. Open the door.
太棒了，正好准时 Perfect. Right on time.
你太太同在家里一样出色，奥兹 Your wife's as good as home, Oz.
我知道你在这里 I know you're in here.
- 看着我，斯特雷波？ - 该死 - Looking for me, Strabo? - Oh, shit.
如果你不老实就对你不客气，我们走 Anything tricky, I blow your ribs across the parking lot. Let's go.
- 没有发现目标 - 不在这里 - The rat's not here. - Not here.
吉米… The Jimmy...
…一定在某个角落看着我，我感觉的到 ...is watching me right now. I can feel it.
嘿，拉齐奥 Hey, Lazlo.
- 不，不 - 看看我们抓到谁了 - No, no, no. - Look what I got.
- 对不起,爸爸 - 伙计，你是不是老了 - I'm sorry, Papa. - Man, did you get old.
- 虽然我是喜欢赞礼前的弥撒 - 你以为你还能躲多久？ - I like the whole Liberace thing, though. - How long you think you can hide from me?
你要带他去哪里？ Where are you going with this?
我会告诉你在哪里用他交换辛西娅 I'll call you to tell you where we'll make the exchange with Cynthia.
如果有车跟踪，我就将他大卸八块 Any of your knuckleheads follow this car, I start throwing out body parts.
先是砍脚 Feet first.
如果你敢… You harm...
…动他一根头发… ...one hair on his head...
如果他们抓住了斯特雷波 那谁看着那女孩呢？ If they have Strabo, who has girl?
快接电话，妈妈 Answer. Answer, Mother.
你还好吧，亲爱的？ You okay, darling?
- 你怎么了，吉尔？ - 没什么 - What's up, Jill? - Nothing.
打开后车盖，想都不要想 Open the trunk. Don't even think about it.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 我想你撞到他的头了 - 对不起，我没有看到 - I think you nicked his head there. - I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
- 你到底有什么问题，吉尔？ - 没什么 - What is your problem, Jill? - Nothing.
- 我没有什么问题 - 好 - I don't have a problem. - Good.
你为什么不先过去给我们登记呢 Why don't you go and check us in.
好 Okay.
我不介意你戴它，反正一点也不好看 I wouldn't mind you wearing it, it's just so ugly.
- 扔掉它吧 - 我不能 - Just throw it away. - I can't.
- 你对她还有感情？ - 真是乱说 - You still have feelings for her? - It's sacrilegious.
- 为什么不还给她？ - 我已经一直都没有见她了！ - Why not give it back to her? - I haven't seen her since my nickel in Joliet!
他在哪里这么说过？ Where does he get sayings like that?
我们现在不需要多说什么了吧？ We aren't gonna talk much, are we?
你真是有问题了，吉尔 There is something really wrong with you, Jill.
- 你还爱着她吗 - 真是有病，不是吗？ - You're still in love with her. - That's insane. Isn't it?
- 你为什么不给我呢 - 告诉我什么 - Why don't you let me take it... - Tell you what:
- 吉米 - 我爱你，吉尔 - Jimmy, Jimmy. - I love you, Jill.
但如果你再碰这十字架我就杀了你，我保证 But if you touch this crucifix, I'll kill you. That's a promise.
这是我的幸运符 This is my good luck charm.
我取下它我就跟着倒霉了 I take it off, I'm jinxed.
想要看我死吗，吉尔？ Wanna see me dead, Jill?
你想吗？ Do you?
有时候 Sometimes, yeah.
- 我过去登记 - 你相信吗？ - I'm going to check in. - Can you believe this?
- 47%的夫妇某种程度上 - 你知道你的脸可真长 - Well, 47 percent of couples at some point... - You know, you've got a very long face.
像金鱼一样… Like a goldfish...
- …或者像河马一样 - 带上斯特雷波，奥兹 ...or a Shetland pony or something. - Bring Strabo, Oz.
我得让你… I gotta have you...
她在哪里？ Where is she?
太好了，大家聚在一起… Look, how nice. Everybody is still here...
…吃顿便饭，不是很好吗？ ...having a little repast. Isn't that lovely?
我还能在哪里呢？ Where else would I be?
我不知道 I don't know.
大家可以试着猜猜 One would venture a guess.
一个问题是，“我曾经在哪里？” A question could be asked: Where have you been?
宽敞的阁楼，非常通风，我知道 Big loft, very drafty. I understand.
给我叫菲戈罗亚听电话！ Get me Figueroa on the phone!
果戈理先生，弗兰克·菲戈已经死了 Mr. G., Frankie Figs is dead.
太不幸了 那就给我找个活着的来 How sad for him. Try calling the one who's still alive!
吉尔，快点，开开门 Jill. Come on, open the door.
吉尔 Jill!
吉尔，快点，别傻了 Jill, will you come on? Be sensible.
抱歉 Apologize.
吉尔，亲爱的，我不该拿枪对着你… Jill, honey, I'm sorry I pointed a gun at your face...
…还说我要把你的脑浆打出来 ...and said I was gonna blow your brains out.
我不是那个意思 Okay? I didn't mean that.
- 快点，别闹了 - 我会的，等你把那该死的十字架拿走 - Come on, knock it off. - I will when you get rid of that crucifix.
这个十字架代表了上帝和救世主耶稣 This cross represents my Lord and Savior.
在马槽里诞生的婴儿 要是我把它扔了… The baby in the manger. I throw it away...
- …我就会下地狱！ - 这家伙杀了21个人 ...I go to hell! - Coming from a man who's killed 21 people.
- 21个？真够多的 - 那还用说 - Twenty-one? That's impressive. - It is, isn't it?
两年了我一直在求你回去工作 辛西娅被绑架了… Two years, I've been begging you to go back to work. Cynthia gets kidnapped...
…你却跑去比赛！ ...you're off to the races!
跑去比赛？ Off to the races?
“你道歉，然后她就会出来” "Apologize, then she'll come right out."
快去啊 Squeal bag! Squealster!
就看你的了 Remington Squeal!
看你干的好事，你快过来帮我把事情摆平 See what you got me into? Get over here and you help me out of this jam.
你最好能做好 You better make it good.
宝贝？ Snoodster? Hon?
你会听到别人是怎么说的 You're gonna be hearing from somebody else now.
吉尔 Jill? Scooster?
Snoodster.
我想你有点失去理智了，当他用枪指着你… I think you're being a little unreasonable. When he pulled a gun on you...
…真是有趣极了 ...that was pretty funny.
奥兹，没人在跟你说话 Oz, nobody's talking to you.
你该听奥兹的话，对不对？ 他是医生 Hey, you take it easy on Oz, okay? He's a doctor.
- 人们有问题的时候就会去找他 - 长了牙斑的人会去找他 - People see him when they have problems. - People see him when they have plaque.
- 他是个不错的牙医 - 住嘴，混蛋 - He's a wonderful dentist. - Pipe it, toughie.
我发誓我要杀了你 坦白说，我不在乎辛西娅能不能回来 I promise I'll shoot you. Frankly, I don't care whether we get Cynthia back or not.
哦，那可真糟 Well, that's a bad...
- 哦，床上不行吧？ - 你刚才说什么 - Oh, trouble in the bedroom? - What'd you just say?
- 没什么 - 对不起 - Nothing. - Excuse me, please.
你告诉他了吗，吉尔？！ Did you tell him that?! Did you tell him that, Jill?!
有时候不能勃起 就是有时而已，真的 A few moments of erectile dysfunction... Just a few, really.
- 我现在不是男人了，是不是？ - 别踢了 - And I'm not a man now? Is that it? - Stop kicking.
如果你不爱她，你可以不管 If you didn't love her, you'd take it off.
- 对不对？ - 对不起 - Is that it?! - Excuse me.
我们能不能打个电话给拉齐奥？ 为辛西娅做交换 Can we please call Lazlo and make the switch for Cynthia?
不，我告诉你为什么我们不那么做 No. I'll tell you why we can't do that!
因为那样的话我得再去找我妻子谈 可我再也不想那样做了 Because that would involve me talking to my wife, which I am never gonna do again!
我要喝个烂醉 I'm going to get drunk.
- 你相信吗？ - 阳萎 - You believe this? - Well, erectile dysfunc...
闭嘴，我去找吉米，你能不能… Shut up. I'm gonna go get Jimmy. Will you...
- …看着斯特雷波一下？ - 小意思 ...watch Strabo for a while? - Eat shit.
他这个时候还能喝醉？ How can he get drunk at a time like this?
也许这就是上帝惩罚我的方式 Maybe this whole "erectile misfiring" is God's way of punishing me.
他能洞察一切 He sees all things great and small.
你知道，我干了一些很可怕的事，我对吉尔撒了谎 You know, I've done some very bad things. I lie to Jill.
我才不在乎呢 I don't take the trash out.
- 我杀了21个人 - 实际上是22个 - I killed 21 people. - Actually, 22.
- 我把谁给忘掉了？ - 弗兰克·菲戈 - Who'd I forget? - Frankie Figs.
没错，这就是为什么上帝不让我成为父亲 This is it. This is the reason that God does not want me to father a child.
他不想让我有恶种 He does not want me to spread my seed.
上帝正在数着我的精子，奥兹 他也许正在天堂上… God is counting my seed, Oz. He's probably up in heaven right now...
…数着我的精子，138，139… ...counting my little seeds. 1 38, 1 39...
- …140 - 别数了 ...1 40... - Stop, stop! Stop counting your seed.
我想上帝对你的精子并不感兴趣 I don't think God is keeping an eye on your sperm.
那得花上一整天的时间 你认为上帝会干那样的傻事？我快吐了 What kind of a job is that for God? It'd take him all day. I'm gonna throw up.
去吧，随你 Fine. Throw up. Go ahead, you have your fun.
- 那我呢？ - 你为什么不考虑收养一个 - What about me? - Why don't you just consider adopting?
算了吧，奥兹 Come on, Oz.
会有哪个收养院会愿意 把孩子交给个职业杀手收养呢？ How many adoption agencies are gonna give a kid to a professional killer?
- 你说的倒也是 - 也许我可以偷个小孩来 - You may have a point there. - Maybe I could just steal a kid.
应该不会很难 They're small. How hard can that be?
你不该有这样的想法 That's the thinking you gotta get away from.
我会成为一个好父亲，奥兹，我会的 But I'd be a great father, Oz. I would. I'd be a great dad.
我会教那孩子打棒球 I'd teach the kid how to play baseball.
- 那一直是我的强项 - 对 - I've always been good with a bat. - True.
我小时候玩过弹弓 And, I mean, when I was kid, I had this cool little slingshot, right?
我也可以为他做一个 And I could make a slingshot for my little boy.
我会教他怎么用，即便是他一时听不懂… And I could teach him how to use it. And if he couldn't get it right away...
…我也会非常耐心 我决不会冲他大喊大叫，我也决不会让他哭 ...I'd be patient. I wouldn't yell at him. I wouldn't make him cry.
吉米有很多人在看着 Jimmy, there's a lot of people looking.
小两口吵架了？ Things with the husband not so well going?
我在想… I was thinking...
…如果你和另一个男人做过爱… ...if you were to have sex with another man...
…那会让吉米嫉妒的 ...it would make Jimmy jealous.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
- 比如和谁？ - 我想想… - Like with who? - Well, let's say...
…比如和我 ...with me, for example.
你拿着枪看上去美极了 You look good with a gun.
你和你父亲关系好吗，奥兹？ Did you have a good relationship with your father, Oz?
- 我们就像伙伴一样 - 我恨不得杀了我父亲 - We were like pals. - Like to kill my father.
我真想拿把冰锥直戳到他眼珠子里 Like to take an ice pick and stick it right in his eyeball.
我又想吐了 Still wanna throw up.
你能帮我吗？ 你很帮我吗？我说，这里？ Can you help me? Can you tell me? I mean, what the...?
这些都是怎么回事？ What the hell is going on here?!
为什么我们会站在这么个圆圆的 不停旋转的，叫地球的东西上 Why are we all on this big, spinning ball that we call Earth?!
为什么？ Why? Why?
你有听过不作为吗？ 我不想谈那个 You ever hear of avoidance behavior? I don't wanna talk about that...
我们就谈谈不作为吧 就像现在我们坐在酒吧里… Let's talk about avoidance behavior. Like sitting here in a bar...
- …狂饮而不是去救辛西娅？ - 她会没事的，奥兹 ...drinking shots instead of saving Cynthia? - She'll be fine, Oz.
- 你什么意思？ - 我跟你说件事 - What do you mean? - I'll tell you one thing:
我决不会去那儿，为了我妻子去冒险 I am not gonna go out there and risk my ass for my wife...
- 我妻子！ - 无论如何 - My wife! - Whatever!
在我搞清楚几件事前 我决不会为了我妻子去冒险 I'm not risking my ass before I get a few things off my chest.
好吧，你想说什么？ Fine. Say them. What do you wanna say?
- 你知道我一直遗精吗？ - 你不是已经不能用了吗？ - You know I was a bed wetter? - You don't do it anymore, do you?
12岁那年，我看见我老爸光着身子淋浴 At 1 2, I saw my dad naked in the shower.
对，那就是你为什么会那样，挺弗洛伊德的 Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.
- 我们曾有过美好回忆 - 你和你父亲？ - We had some great times. - You and your father?
不！是我和辛西娅！ No! Me and Cynthia!
- 真的要吐了 - 当辛西娅告诉你她怀孕了… - That's almost vomit. - What was it like when Cynthia told you...
- …你是怎么想的？ - 哦，那真是个难忘的时刻 ...she was pregnant? - Oh, well, that was a beautiful moment.
- 她很疯，不是吗？ - 什么？ - She's got a great rack, doesn't she? - I'm sorry?
我是说，她很疯狂 I mean, she was so wild.
太疯狂了… So wild. I mean...
…有一次在德雷克酒店 我们把一整套家具全打烂了 ...one time we wrecked an entire suite at the Hotel Drake.
- 后来赔了七千美元 - 我们别再谈你和我妻子了 - Seven thousand dollars' worth of damage. - Let's stop talking about you and my wife.
我是说，我们四天都没走出房间 I mean, we didn't come out of the room for four days.
可我不会跟你说细节的 But I don't gotta tell you, do I?
你娶了她，你这幸运的狗杂种 You're married to her, you lucky son of a bitch.
- 这是什么？ - 是我们一起搭起来的 - What is this thing? - What we've been building.
- 把它拿走！ - 为什么？ - Get it out of here! - Why?
因为我恨它，它让我难过 Because I hate it! It makes me sad.
发生了什么事？ What's happening?
你要去哪里？ What's happening now? Where are you going now?
买单 Check.
早上好… Good morning...
这究竟怎么回事？ What the hell is this?
再给我5分钟 Just give me five more minutes, baby.
你今天早上真够吵的 You are really noisy in the morning.
吉米，昨天晚上究竟发生了什么？ Jimmy, what the hell happened last night?
为什么我的屁股会痛？ And why does my ass hurt?
- 你从楼梯上摔了下来 - 哦，好的，那什么事也没发生 - You fell down the stairs. - Oh, good. So nothing happened.
当然不是，不全是 Of course not. Not really.
- 什么意思？ - 我们只是几个… - What does that mean? - We were just a couple of guys...
- …互相帮助的人，就这么回事 - 对不起，可到底是什么意思？ ...helping each other out. That's all. - I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
这真是个神奇的夜晚，奥兹 别毁了它 It was a really magical night, Oz. Don't ruin it.
- 现在怎么样？ - 那东西 - What is it now? - That thing.
- 哦，这个？ - 我知道 - Oh, this? - I knew it.
- 哦，我的上帝 - 你们这些家伙在开同性恋晚会吗？ - Oh, my God. - You guys enjoy your slumber party?
事情并不像看上去那样？ This is not what it looks like. Right?
- 斯特雷波在哪里？ - 他走了 - Where's Strabo? - He got away.
- 我开玩笑的，他就在这里 - 好吧，我要穿几件衣服 - I'm kidding. He's right here. - Okay, well, I'm gonna put some clothes on.
- 要我帮忙吗？ - 不用了，谢谢 - You want some help? - I think I'm fine. Thank...
- 真是猛男啊 - 就像C大街上的吧？斯特雷波 - A little male bonding? - Just like C block, huh, Strabo?
我从楼梯上摔下来，斯特雷波 I fell down the stairs, Strabo.
出去拿点咖啡 Going out to get some coffee.
也许我该先穿几件衣服 I should probably put some clothes on first.
对 Yeah.
- 喂，奥兹你能过来一下吗？ - 好的 - Hey, Oz, can you come in here for a sec? - Yes.
听着，那不是你 Listen, that was not what you...
让我把它关上 Let me close that.
你为什么不穿衣服？ Why are you bottomless?
我讨厌那条裙子 I hated that skirt.
- 你也不喜欢那条裙子？ - 把那条裙子带来 - You don't like that shirt too? - Came with the skirt.
我明白了，我真的明白了 I see. I mean, I really see.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
奥兹 Oz.
喜欢我的香水吗？你闻闻 You like my perfume? Smell it.
- 我有点紧张 - 闻闻 - I've been a little stuffed up, feeling nasally. - Smell it.
我很喜欢 Yes. Yes, I do. It's...
你喜欢我的胸罩吗？ You like my bra?
就在这里，这是件紫色的裙子 This... Here it is. It's a purple shirt.
- 把你的手给我 - 你想要做什么 - Give me your hand. - What are you gonna do...
给我 Give it!
感觉我的心跳 Feel my heart.
我想那不是你的心 I don't think that's your heart.
我是说从手感来看 Isn't your heart in between all that?
我的心碎了 My heart is broken.
你能感觉到吗？ Can you feel that?
是的… Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I...
它已经碎了，奥兹 It's so broken, Oz!
- 吉尔 - 奥兹 - Jill! - Oz!
- 我很难过，奥兹！ - 别难过 - I'm so sad. Oz! - Don't be sad.
这是什么？ What's all this?
首先是我的前妻，现在又是我的现任妻子 First my ex-wife and now my wife-wife.
不，不，不，她讨厌这身装备 No, no, no. She just hated her outfit.
- 他想和你说会儿话 - 不，是你 - He wants to talk to you for a second. - No, you.
我等这个已经等了很久了，奥兹 I've been waiting a long time for this, Oz.
奥兹？我想奥兹要昏迷半个小时，45分钟，吉尔 Oz? I think Oz is gonna be out for a good half-hour, 45 minutes, Jill.
我不是，我只是… I didn't... I just...
吉米，我… Jimmy, I...
你爱我，是不是？ You do love me, don't you?
站起来，快点 Up on your toes. Stand up. Come on, tippy-time, tippy-time.
- 为什么我不能呆在这里？ - 你到那儿去，坐下 - Why can't I stay in here? - There you go. Sit down.
看看书 Read a nice book.
哦，老天 Oh, God!
- 对，宝贝 - 那感觉棒极了 - Yeah, baby! - That feels so good!
她讨厌穿那套衣服 She just hated her outfit.
Yippee ki-yay!
对！ Yeah!
你相信我是从楼梯上摔下来的，是吧？ You believe I fell down the stairs, right?
什么楼梯？ What stairs?
- 喂？ - 把电话给我 - Hello? - Bring me the phone.
- 让李伯雷斯听电话 - 你就是我要找的人吧？ - Put Liberace on. - Is this who I think is this?
- 起死回生了？ - 对，拉齐奥，别管那些礼节了 - Back from the dead? - Yeah, Lazlo, skip the formalities.
我2点打电话给你，告诉你在哪里交换 Call you at 2:00 and tell you where we'll make the exchange.
好吧，你最好准时，否则我会把她的手指全砍下来… Well, it better be 2 on the dot or I start cutting off the batch's fingers...
…一次一根，等你收到的时候… ...one at a time! Wouldn't that be nice...
…会不会觉得很有趣呢？ ...to get little pieces of the girl?
1，2，3… One, two, three...
- …一小块，一小块… - 再见 ...little tiny pieces. - Drop dead.
- 他怎么说？ - 他说你好 - What'd he say? - He said hi.
- 我们需要更多的武器 - 我应有尽有 - We'll need more firepower. - I got guns. All you need.
奥兹，你真行 Oz, you stud.
- 到了，你怎么想？ - 哦，我的天！ - Here they are. What do you think? - Oh, my God!
- 哦，我的天，你有H&K MP5K - 我们快点好吗？都快2点了 - Oh, my God, you have an H and K MP5K. - Can we hurry? It's almost 2.
我们会没事的，我能看看吗？ We're gonna be fine. Oh, wait, can I see this?
- 请允许我来拿它 - 好的 - Allow me. I got it. - Okay.
这些东西要小心 Gotta be careful with these things.
知道了 I got it.
- 你还好吗？ - 对，好极了 - Are you okay? - Yeah, topnotch.
快2点了，我该把它们装上车出发了 It's almost 2. We've gotta load them up and move them out.
- 别到处鬼混 - 小心点 - Don't screw around. - Careful.
- 好的 - 哪里 - All right. - There.
知道了 I got it. I got it.
等一下，奥兹 Hold on, Oz.
你能小心摆弄这些家伙吗？ Would you be careful of the fixtures?
我撞到了我的头 I hurt the side part of my head.
好家伙，把它们放在后座上 Nice guns. Put them in the back seat.
你让她带着这些枪，奥兹？ You made her carry all the guns, Oz?
好吧，我打电话给拉齐奥吧？已经过2点了 Okay, can we call Lazlo? It's after 2.
吉米，你迟到了 Jimmy, you're late.
把辛西娅带到贝弗莉中心 Bring Cynthia to the Beverly Center.
- 1个小时后在餐厅见面 - 我要跟我儿子说话 - Meet at the food court in an hour. - I wanna talk to my son.
你得等上一分钟 You're gonna have to hold on a minute.
- 去把斯特雷波带来 - 我去带斯特雷波了 - Go get Strabo. - I'll get Strabo.
- 我刚说过 - 好的 - I just said that. - Right.
去 Go.
斯特雷波 Strabo.
妈的！ Damn it!
我找不到斯特雷波 我想他已经走了 I can't find Strabo. I think he's gone.
- 什么？ - 他不在原来那里 - What? - He's not where we left him.
等一下，你什么意思？ Hold on. What do you mean?
我正等着呢 I'm holding, I'm holding.
那里只剩几块木头 There's just pieces of wood...
- 斯特雷波到底在哪里？ - 在车里 - Where the hell is Strabo, people? - In the trunk.
好吧，斯特雷波是怎么跑到车里去的，奥兹？ Okay. How did Strabo get in the trunk, Oz?
- 我不知道 - 好吧，带他出来 - I don't know. - Well, get him out.
- 钥匙在哪里？ - 在这里，我带着呢 - Where are the keys? - In here, with me.
- 这下可好了 - 为什么他在车里？ - It keeps getting better. - Why's he in the trunk?
我不知道！你应该看着他才对！ I don't know! You were supposed to be watching him!
快点 Tulip!
- 等一下，拉齐奥 - 好的，你知道吗？ - Hold on, Lazlo. - All right, you know what?
不能再等了，马上让他接电话！ No more holding. Put my son on the phone now!
- 你的儿子 - 斯特雷波？ - Your son's... - Strabonitz?
- 你儿子现在在车箱里 - 在车箱里？我要跟他说话！ - Your son's in the trunk right now. - The trunk? I wanna talk to my son!
斯特雷波，你父亲要跟你说话 Strabo, your father wants to talk to you.
什么？ What?
- 你听到了吗？ - 是的 - Did you get the gist of that? - Yes.
你把我儿子关在车箱里？ You locked my son in the trunk?
不，不，先生，是他自己跑进去的 No, no, sir. No, sir. He locked himself in there.
这个我相信，好吧，你还有多余的钥匙吗？ This I believe. Fine. You have a spare key?
- 多余的钥匙？ - 没有，车行只给了我们一把钥匙 - A spare key? - No. Car Ranch Rentals only gave us one.
- 没有多余的钥匙 - 找个锁匠怎么样？ - Negative on the spare key. - What about a locksmith?
- 这附近你认识吗？ - 这是你的城镇，医生 - Do you know of one in the area? - It's your town, dentist.
你应该知道 好吧，你知道吗？高明先生？ You should know where a... Fine, you know what, Mr. Brain?
车箱控制按纽？ The trunk release button, how about that?
1985年后每辆车都有安装车箱控制按纽 Every car since 1 985 has a trunk release button.
找到它，把它打开，让我的孩子出来 Find it, open the trunk and let my boy out.
在司机驾座旁有一个按纽 1985后生产的车都有… There's a button on the driver's side. Every car since 1 985...
我们一看到就杀了他们 We kill them the moment we see them. In the head.
- 我找不到 - 这是辆什么破车啊？ - I can't find it. - What kind of piece of shit car is this?
- 是车行租来的 - 有杀手！ - Well, Car Ranch Rentals. - It's a hitter!
- 一个杀手，拉齐奥雇了位杀手 - 你有没有雇打手？ - A hitter. Lazlo's got a hitter on us. - Did you hire a hitter?
我吗？我不记得了 Did I? I don't remember, really.
- 有人向你开枪吗？ - 你的杀手在向我们开枪！ - Is someone shooting at you? - Your hitter is hitting at us!
太糟糕了，我儿子还在那里！ That's bad. My son is there!
- 告诉杀手快停下 - 你的老板让你住手 - Tell the hitter to stop. - Your boss says to stop.
- 他的儿子跟我们在一起，住手！ - 我是拉齐奥 - His son's with us. Stop! - This is Lazlo.
- 别开枪！ - 那是匈牙利人的命令！ - Stop shooting! - That's a direct Hungarian order!
拿话筒对着他 Let me find speakerphone.
- 停火！ - 怎么回事？说话呀 - Cease fire! - What's going on? Talk to me.
他没有在听你说 He's not listening to you.
好吧，你应该向他开枪 Well, you should fire him.
- 你在开玩笑？ - 是我 - Are you kidding? - That was me.
- 别打到奥兹，亲爱的 - 好的 - Try not to shoot Oz, honey. - Yeah.
我们走 Let's go, kids!
起来！ Get up!
你已经安全了 You are in no danger.
要是她动的话，就拿你的拐杖戳她的眼睛 If she moves, put your cane through her eye.
真难以置信 Unbelievable.
- 你是怎么做的？ - 1985年后生产的车… - How did you do that? - Every car since 1 985...
…都在这里有个小按纽 ...had a little button right here.
好吧，出来 All right, come on out of there...
- 这是什么？ - 人质死了，奥兹 - What is this? - That's a dead hostage, Oz.
- 就是这样 - 这可糟了 - That is what that is. - That can't be good.
没错，确实够糟的 No, you're right. That's not good.
他好像脚上挨了一枪 有谁会因为脚上挨一枪死掉呢？ It looks like he got shot in the foot. Who dies from a shot in the foot?
他可能是在杀手开枪时中枪的 He probably got shot when the hitter was shooting.
真是太好了，好样的，吉尔 That's really great. Well done, Jill.
听着，不幸的事情发生了 Hey, look, shit happens.
没错，确实很不幸 That's right. Shit happens, to you.
总是如此！ All the time!
你知道为什么吗？ 因为你没有遵守杀手准则 You know why? Because you don't follow the ABC's of killing.
- 有杀手准则这种东西吗？ - 闭嘴！ - There's an ABC's of killing? - Shut up!
我怎么知道他会跑到车箱里去？ How was I supposed to know he'd climb in the trunk?
- 问得好 - 我是说 - That's a good question. - I mean...
我知道，要是你一直看着他… I know! How about you just watch him...
…他有怎么能爬上去呢！ ...and you don't let him climb in!
我是个职业杀手，又不是保姆… I am a professional marksman. It's not my job to babysit...
你知道吗？我认为你非得做点什么… You know what? I think you have to hit something...
- …才能证明自己是个杀手 - 够了 ...to count as a marksman. - Ozzie. Harriet.
我们能不能不要吵了，快点把我妻子救出来？ Can we stop fighting and go get my wife?
你其实可以把这忘了，奥兹 辛西娅就和死了没两样 Well, you can just forget about that, Oz. Cynthia is as good as dead.
- 什么？别这么说 - 我就要说 - What? Don't say that. - I am saying it.
她和死了没两样 我们一无所有… She's as good as dead. We have nothing...
- …这都得归功于吉尔，看看这家伙 - 别光是怪我！ ...thanks to Jill. Look at this guy. - Don't pin this on me!
要是我是个窝囊废，那你还和我在一起干嘛？ If I'm a screwup, what are you doing with me?
你知道吗？这是个非常好的问题 You know what? That's a really good question.
我要离开这里 I'm out of here.
你走不了的，是吧？ Well, you're not going, are you?
等一下，你需要这些钥匙 Hold on a minute. You're gonna need the keys.
- 再见 - 我是认真的 - Bye-bye. - I'm serious.
要是我走进这辆车，你就再也见不到我了 If I get in that car, you're never gonna see me again.
自己小心，亲爱的 Careful backing out, hon.
我们走吧 Let's go.
包 Bag.
为什么不把你的伙伴斯特雷波带上，还记得他吗？ Why don't you take your pal Strabo with you. Remember him?
是你杀死的那个匈牙利歹徒？ The Hungarian mobster that you let die?
他很难过 He's sorry. He's very sorry!
她会回来的，是吧 She's coming back. I mean, she's gonna come back, right?
- 我不这么认为 - 哦，这真是太好了 - I don't think so. - Oh, well, this is just great.
我们现在怎么办？ What are we gonna do now?
你知道吗？我要走了 You know what? I'm gonna leave.
你自己决定吧，奥兹 You're on your own, Oz.
我们还是朋友吧 I thought we were friends.
这就是你信任一个职业杀手的结果，奥兹 Well, that's what you get for trusting a contract killer, Oz.
你这婊子养的 You son of a bitch.
你不能这样对辛西娅，是吗？ You can't do this to Cynthia. Okay?
你的宝贝辛西娅在这件事情上 并不是完全无辜的，奥兹 Not okay. Your darling Cynthia's not completely innocent in all this, Oz.
- 什么？你是什么意思？ - 妈的！吉尔拿了我的袋子！ - What? What does that mean? - Shit, shit, shit! Jill took my bag!
- 所以？ - 所以在另一个包里有 So? - So there was something really important...
…非常重要的东西，奥兹？ ...in the other bag, okay, Oz?
太好了 Great.
- 你好 - 医生，你敢耍我 - Hello. - Dentist, you hung up on me.
- 你疯了吗？ - 拉齐奥 - Are you insane? - Lazlo.
- 喂，在车箱里有一个按钮 - 太好了 - Hey, there was a button in the trunk. - That's great news.
- 让我儿子接电话，妈的！ - 他… - Put my son on the phone, damn it! - He's...
我们必须推迟会面时间，拉齐奥 We're gonna have to push back that meeting, Lazlo.
不，不，不能推迟 让他接电话 No, no. No pushing. Put him on the phone.
对不起，什么？我听不到 好像有干扰 I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you. There seems to be a little static.
- 你是不是在过峡谷？ - 我是不是在过峡谷？不 - Are you going through a canyon? - Am I going through a canyon? No.
喂？ Hello?
- 喂？ - 拉齐奥？ - Hello? - Lazlo? Lazlo?
医生，你听得到我说话吗？ Dentist! Can you hear me?
你的死期不远了 You're seconds from dead.
斯特雷波 Strabonitz.
你好，吉尔 Hey, Jill.
- 是我，你还好吗？ - 我问你件事 - It's me. How you doing? - Let me ask you something.
要是你没有拿错袋子的话 你还会给我打电话吗？ If you hadn't taken the wrong bag, would we be talking?
- 你胡说什么？ - 认真点 - Are you mad or something? - Get real.
- 我是说真的 - 不 - I mean, seriously. - No.
你现在快乐吗？ All right? You happy now?
我把你赶走是为了保护你 I chased you away so I could protect you, Jill.
- 我不知道为什么你不相信 - 我不相信你 - I don't know why you don't believe that. - I don't believe you.
- 吉尔 - 我不信任你 - Jill. - I don't trust you.
我怎么能和一个我不信任的人生小孩呢？ How am I supposed to have a kid with somebody I don't trust?
算了吧，我都不知道我想不想跟你生小孩 Forget it. I don't even know if I wanna have a kid with you anymore.
等一下 Hold on a minute.
我想要是我现在怀孕了，我也不会跟你说 I think that if I were pregnant right now, I wouldn't even tell you.
要是你有个儿子 而你是他母亲我是他父亲… If you had a son and l... And you were his mom and I was his dad...
…你也不会让我看他？ ...you wouldn't let me see him?
- 绝对不会 - 别这么说 - Not once. - Don't say that.
- 你马上收回 - 不 - Take it back right now. - I'm not.
你最好现在把事情全告诉我，要不我不会帮你 You better tell me everything now or I'm not gonna help you.
这件事情已经有多久了？ How far back does this thing go?
好像有几天了 Like a couple days or something.
可你有那么多，你还想继续对我撒谎吗？ You're so full of it. You're gonna lie to me more?
好吧，是几个月前 你现在高兴了吧？ All right, months. You happy now?
那么辛西娅为什么会卷进去？ And why was Cynthia in on it?
我想让你安全 I wanted to keep you out of harm's way.
- 你相信她不会受到伤害 - 吉尔 - You trusted her not to get hurt. - Jill.
我要去帮奥兹，所以我必须到那儿去 I gotta go help Oz. For me to do that, I've gotta go up there.
- 你照我说的去做，好吗？ - 别担心 - Just do everything I told you, all right? - Don't worry.
我会记住你跟我说的每件事的 I'll remember everything you told me.
打电话给汉密尔小姐… Call Mrs. Himelfarb, remind her to floss...
…永远取消掉我跟她的约会… ...cancel my appointments for the rest of my life...
…把尽量多的氮气带来 打电话给FBI ...send in as much nitrous as you can, call the FBI.
- 什么？ - 打电话给FBI！ - What? - Call the FBI!
- 出了什么事？ - 出了什么事？ - What's wrong? - What's wrong? What's wrong?
我会告诉你的，每件事都错了 I'll tell you. Everything's wrong.
你看看你周围的一切，没一件事情是正确的 Take a look around you. Nothing's right.
辛西娅被匈牙利杀手绑架了，你却不去找FBI… Cynthia got kidnapped by Hungarian killers. And instead of calling the FBI...
…或者是警察，就像每个有理智的人会做的那样，我想 ...or the police, like every other rational man, I thought:
“嗨，我们应该去找一些同样是杀人不眨眼的家伙” "Hey, let's try to get in contact with somebody else that kills a lot of people."
所以我去了墨西哥，那里还很落后… So I went down to Mexico, which is heavily underdeveloped...
…我让他来帮我，他帮了吗？ ...and I asked him to help me. Did he?
不，他没有帮我 No, he didn't help me out. He didn't help me out!
知道他做了什么吗？ 他穿上拖鞋… Know what he did? He put on bunny slippers...
…他对我开枪，然后他给我煮了些鸡！ ...he shot at me and then he cooked me some chicken!
我会没事的 I'm gonna be okay.
我会平静下来的… I'm gonna calm down...
…我要下楼去，开着我的保时捷好好放松放松 ...I'm gonna go downstairs and I'm gonna take a nice, leisurely drive in my Porsche.
等一下，我不能开保时捷，因为我根本就没有车 Wait a minute. I can't drive my Porsche, because I don't have one anymore.
那已经成为历史 That's gone, that's history, that's archives!
我们把保时捷扔了，这样我们就可以坐公交车 或租其它车了 We left the Porsche so we could get on a bus and rent some other car.
你知道为什么吗？因为我不愿意 And you know why? Because I don't. Do you?
某种GPS，我不知道的系统 Some kind of GPS, I don't know, system.
- 那是什么味道？ - 我来告诉你，那就是我身上的臭味 - What's that smell? - I'll tell you what that smell is. It's me.
你知道为什么吗？ I smell. And you know why?
这身衣服我穿了三天了 I've been wearing this suit for three days. I smell like ass.
像脚气味，或者别的… Or foot. Or some kind of foot...
…什么最最最臭的东西，我来告诉你一件最糟糕的事情 ...that's been lodged up deep, deep, deep inside an ass. I'll tell you the worst thing:
有一天我醒来，身边躺着个自称经常遗精的男人 I woke up naked next to another naked man who admittedly wets the bed.
所以要是别人打电话到这里… So if you talk to anybody or anybody calls here...
…你就告诉他们我从楼梯上摔下来 ...you tell them I fell down a flight of stairs.
- 是的，先生 - 别对我说“是的，先生” - Yes, sir. - Don't "Yes, sir" me!
- 叫FBI - 我在叫了 - Call the FBI. - Calling. I'm calling.
打电话给 F-B-I Dial F-B-I.
告诉他们我从楼梯上摔了下来！ Call the FBI and tell them I fell down a flight of stairs!
如果这样做辛西娅会没命的 Going to the feds is the thing that's gonna get Cynthia killed.
你在这里干嘛？ 我不再需要你了 What are you doing here? I don't need you anymore.
我自己可以处理 我是成年人 I can handle this on my own. I'm an adult.
你还好吗？ You okay?
谢谢 Thanks.
让我们面对现实吧，杀人并不是你的专业，那是我的 Let's face it, Oz. Kicking ass is not your expertise. That's my job.
钟情于一个女人正是我不能办到的 Hanging on to the woman you love is where I fall a little short.
- 你是怎么做的？ - 什么？ - How do you do that? - What?
那件事 That. That.
一分钟前我想杀死你 一分钟后你又让我 One minute I wanna kill you, the next minute you got me...
- …为你觉得难过 - 奥兹，你真是个好人 ...feeling sorry for you. - Oz, you really are a good guy.
我不想因为我过去的错误 连累你，或者任何人 And I don't want you, Cynthia or anyone else paying for my past sins.
我想你曾说过你不相信友谊 I thought you said friendship was overrated.
我撒了谎 I'm a liar.
- 那么，我们该怎么办？ - 去救辛西娅 - So, what do we do? - Go get Cynthia.
- 怎么救？ - 你只要交给吉米就行了 - How? - You just leave that to Jimmy Tudeski.
- 上帝，朱莉… - God, Julie. Julie, Julie...
- …别打电话给FBI！ - 谁是朱莉？ ...don't call the FBI! - Julie who?
我的秘书，是接替你妻子的 My receptionist. Your wife's replacement.
- 朱莉，你干了什么？ - 我麻醉了他 - Julie, what did you do? - I chloroformed his ass.
为什么？ 你不必告诉我为什么 Why? You don't have to tell me why.
现在，要么你安静点 要么我也给你来上一下 Now, you can go quietly or your ass can get the chloroform too.
- 你是什么样的秘书？ - 是那种不会忘记… - What kind of receptionist are you? - The kind that doesn't forget...
- …是谁杀害了她兄弟 - 什么？ ...who murdered her brother. - What?
我要打电话给职业介绍所 Look, I'm gonna get the temp agency on the phone.
你不要动，医生，你给我呆在那里 Don't you dare make a move, Dr. Oseransky. Keep your ass right there.
朱莉，如果那是你的真名 Julie. Julie, if that is your real name...
我的名字叫朱尔斯 My name is Jules. Jules Figueroa.
- 弗兰克·菲戈？ - 弗兰克·菲戈 - Frankie Figs? - Frankie Figs.
你还记得吗？ 他是我兄弟，我想你还记得他吧 You remember that? He was my brother. And I do believe you knew him.
- 我要用麻醉了 - 我知道你会的 - I'll take that chloroform now. - Yeah, I know you will.
- 你真香，宝贝 - 奥兹 - You smell great, baby. - Oz.
我今天不一定非得工作 我们可以 You know, I don't have to be at work today. We can:
奥兹 Oz.
吉米 Jimmy.
吉米 Jimmy. Jimmy!
我被麻醉太久了 It's been a long time since I've been chloroformed.
头脑还有点迷糊 Still got that little zing to it, though.
就好像有人放了一堆的钱币在你嘴巴里，是吧？ Tastes like they put a bunch of pennies in your mouth, doesn't it?
吉米，对不起 Jimmy, I'm sorry.
- 我没找到 - 什么？ - I didn't find it. - What?
你在这里呆了三天 You've been here three days.
- 我打开了保险柜，可不在里面 - 保险柜？ - I got into the safe. It's not there. - Safe?
- 它在这里别的什么地方 - 这不是… - It's here somewhere. - This isn't exactly...
- …我们所要讨论的 - 安静下来 ...what we talked about, either. - Calm down.
安静下来是什么意思？ - What do mean, "Calm down"? - All right? I'm on it.
什么保险柜？ 你们这些家伙在谈什么？ What safe? Why are you guys talking together so much?
你是不是一开始就卷进去了？ Have you been involved in this from the beginning?
- 奥兹… - 我说错的话你再纠正我 - Oz... - Correct me if I'm wrong...
…不过我们发过誓 ...but we took vows.
可你不能假装你自己被绑架… One was you're not supposed to pretend you're kidnapped...
…然后让你丈夫为你救你挨枪子 ...and get your husband shot at while he's trying to save you.
- 那是不正确的 - 我不是律师 - That was uncalled for. - I'm not a lawyer...
…但我相信这就是离婚的理由 ...but I believe this is grounds for divorce.
怎么样？ And what is that sound?
- 那是木锯 - 木锯 - That's chain saws. - Chain saw. Check.
大桶 Hack tub.
那是做什么的？ What is that for?
- 这是什么？ - 他们用这把锯我们大卸八块后… - What is it? - They hack us up into pieces in that...
- …血就不会流得到处都是 - 我明白了 ...so blood doesn't get everywhere. - I see.
他们把砍下来的东西装在这些袋子里 They put the hacked-up pieces in those bags.
- 你说完了吗？ - 没错，他是完了 - Are you done? - Yes, he's done.
吉米，你这个芝加哥来的人渣 Jimmy Tulip. The rat-shit scum of Chicago.
硬汉先生… Mr. Tough Guy...
…用那个漂亮的黑妞来耍我 ...served up to me on a platter by the pretty black girl.
我很伤心 That stings.
我一手栽培你，你却用把锋利的小刀 I made you who you are and you stab me in the heart...
…往我胸口上捅了一刀 ...with something sharp.
他是你的老大？ He made you who you are?
对，他会的全是我教的 Oh, yes. Could not fire a slingshot until I taught him how.
“小心点，孩子，拿稳了 "Pay attention, little boy. Hold it firm.
别哭了，看这个” Stop crying and watch. Like this."
- 斯特雷波在哪里？ - 我相信他现在正和杰宁在一起 - Where's Strabo? - I'm pretty sure he's with Janni right now.
我儿子在哪里？ Where is my son?
- 我的儿子呢？！ - 好吧，我受够了 - Where's my boy?! - All right, that's it. I've had enough.
- 奥兹 - 要是你还想让你儿子活着… - Oz. - No. If you ever wanna see your son...
…你必须马上放我们走 ...alive again, you'll let us go right now.
是吗？ Is that right?
没错 Yeah, that's right.
如果我们11点还到不了… And if we're not out of here by 1 1:00...
…吉尔就会用枪对着斯特雷波的头 就像吉米用枪对着杰宁的头 ...Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead, just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead.
- 那可不好 - 给我一把枪 - It wasn't pretty. - Give me a gun.
- 不错，奥兹 - 谢谢 - Not bad, Oz. - Thanks.
- 我想这是吉米的老婆 - 什么？ - I think it's Jimmy's wife. - What?
No. That was going so well.
- 那是什么？ - 我要进去 - What is this? - I wanna come in...
…和你作交易 ...and talk business with you.
- 否则 - 否则怎样？ - Or else. - Or else what?
否则我就把斯特雷波的头打烂 Or else I'm afraid I'm gonna have to blow Strabo's head off.
哦，不，不，不 斯特雷波，你还好吗？ Oh, no, no, no. Strabo, you all right?
他很好 He's fine.
他不能说话，他的嘴被封住了 He can't talk, he's duct-taped.
我在这辆车上设有炸弹 I got this car wired with explosives.
- 你让我进去，他就会没事 - 好吧 - You let me in, he'll be fine. - Fine.
进来吧，你想怎么样都行 快去开门啊 Come in, do whatever you want, apparently. Get the broad! Get the car! Get the Strabo!
等一下，这大袋子里装了什么？ Wait a minute. What is in the big purse?
- 没什么 - 是什么？ - Nothing, it's... I'm good. - It's what?
- 往右走 - 这边 - Take a right. - This way.
你们这些混蛋现在想怎么样？ What the fook are you assholes up to now?
看看谁在这里 Look who's here.
我能问你个问题吗？ 你是怎么找到这里的 Can I ask you a questionnaire how you found this place?
你有一辆很好的保时捷汽车 Nice Porsche you got.
你还有保时捷汽车？ You still have the Porsche?
现在让我说明一下… Let me explain when we all get a moment together...
- …隐匿处是怎么回事 - 听着 ...the concept of the secret hideout. - All right!
你们把武器放下，踢给我… Drop your weapons now and slide them to me...
…要不只要我一按按钮 斯特雷波就会被炸成匈牙利肉酱 ...or I press the button and Strabo gets blown to little Hungarian meatballs.
- 别别 - 我要按了，快放下 - Don't push nothing. - I'm gonna push it. Drop them! Now!
- 放下！ - 放下 - Drop them! - Drop it.
- 继续 - 丢在地板上 - Go ahead. Come on. - On the floor.
踢过来，走开 Kick them over. Step away.
- 给奥兹和辛西娅松绑 - 不能松绑 - Untie Oz and Cynthia. - No untying...
放了他们 - Do it! Untie them. - Let's see where it's going.
好吧，去 All right. Come on, come on.
你忘了什么没有？ Aren't you forgetting something?
我忘了什么吗？ 我不这么认为 Am I forgetting something? I don't think so.
- 他们大吵了一架 - 是吗？ - They had a terrible fight. - Did they?
- 要是我有你要的东西？ - 我会考虑的 - What if I had something you want? - I would be baffled, to begin with.
准确地说 Or, more precisely...
…是一半你要的东西 ...half of something you want.
不 Don't.
你有吉米的一半 You have Jimmy's half.
- 你能分我一份吗？ - 你也想要一份？ - Would you cut me in for a slice? - You want a slice of the pee?
也许… Maybe...
- 继续说 - 我能为你工作 - Keep talking. - I wanna work for you.
- 当然你可以 - 我并没有对谁忠诚过 - Of course you do. - I don't have any allegiances.
你完完全全是你的，我会成为你最得意的杀手 I'm all yours. And I could be your most valuable hitter.
你给我闭嘴，要不我让你脑袋开花 You shut up or I'll blow your brains out!
首先我得让我的儿子回来 First thing I'm going to need is my son Strabo in my company.
然后，也许再来点小考验 Secondly, maybe a little test.
比如，把吉米杀掉 I'm thinking, kill Jimmy.
脑袋上，就一枪 In the melon. One shot.
- 你说呢？ - 你说时间和地点 - What do you say? - Name the time and place.
就现在怎么样？ Is now good for you?
- 这里，现在？ - 现在 - Right here, right now? - Right now.
- 你不是来真的吧？ - 你在干什么？ - You gotta be kidding me, right? - What the hell are you doing?
把你的十字架拿回去 Take your little cross back.
你现在没有护身符了 What'll you do without your good luck charm?
- 别再闹了 - 闭嘴，奥兹 - Stop screwing around. - Shut up, Oz!
没错，别再闹了，你不会杀任何人的 That's right, Jill, stop screwing around. You're not gonna shoot anybody.
只要告诉我你不再爱辛西娅了 Just tell me you're not still in love with Cynthia.
- 我做不到 - 为什么？ - I'm not gonna do that. - Why?
她是我的前妻，我仍然对她有感情，我会一直如此 She's my ex-wife. I still have feelings for her and I always will.
- 那可是个糟糕的答案 - 闭嘴，奥兹 - That's a really bad answer. - Shut up, Oz.
你连说说也不行？ You can't even just say it, can you?
说吧 Just say it.
这让我想起我最喜欢的电视剧 This is reminding me now of my favorite soup opera:
儿子的沙漏 The Hourglass of My Sand Children.
听着，你要不就是个杀手，要不就不是 Listen, you're either a shooter or you're not.
我是，我是 I am. I am.
我是 I am.
我给你出个主意 Here's an idea for you:
- 你这里有电梯吗？拉齐奥 - 什么？ - Got an elevator shaft around here, Lazlo? - I'm sorry?
因为我可能会从电梯上摔下来死去 Because I could fall down that, you know. Die that way.
- 住口 - 那是杀我的唯一方法 - Stop. - That would be the only way to get killed.
- 住嘴！ - 你连只绵羊也不敢杀 - Shut up! - You couldn't even hit that lamp over there.
我给你个提示吧，你想射中那头羊就得先瞄准我 I'll give you a tip. You wanna hit that lamp, you should aim at me.
她瞄准射中了那头羊 She aimed and hit the lamp.
- 好运气 - 我再给你最后一次机会 - Lucky shot. - I'm gonna give you one last chance, baby.
你没有胆量 You don't have the balls.
- 这竟然出自一个不能硬的家伙 - 我们从来没有那样的问题 - This from a guy who rarely gets it up. - We never had that problem.
为什么没有人愿意帮忙？ Not helping. Why isn't anybody helping?
我想一个男人必须心里有爱 他那东西才会硬起来 I think you have to be in love with someone to get it up, Jill.
杀了他 Shoot him.
你永远成为不了一个女杀手… You're never gonna be a hit girl...
…只会是个愚蠢的，连只蚂蚁都不敢踩的小秘书 ...just a stupid, stumbling, bumbling, can't-kill-anything ex-dental assistant.
- 吉米 - 他死了吗？ - Jimmy, Jimmy. - He's dead?
他死了 - Yes? - He's dead. He's dead!
他死了，真没想到你做到了 He's dead! I didn't think you had it in you, quite frankly.
别哭，一切会好起来的 去把斯特雷波带来 Don't cry. Everything's going to be fine. Go get Strabo, now.
把它给我，这是什么？ 用来开车库门的吗？ Give me this. For the record, this is, what, a garage door opener?
真聪明 Very clever.
我要你拿枪对着她 So clever, I want you to keep that aimed at her, please.
- 等等，我们不是说好了吗？ - “我们不是说好了吗？”不 - Wait. I thought we had a deal. - "I thought we had a deal." No.
锁着 Locked.
拉齐奥，车上有炸药 Lazlo, the car is loaded with Primacord.
我相信 I'm sure it is.
我偷的第一张钞票又回来了 The first dollar I ever stole is back together.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 - You okay? You okay? - Yeah.
你杀了斯特雷波 You killed Strabonitz.
哦，看看我干的 Oh, look what I did.
干得好，吉米 Good work, Jimmy. "Jammy, Jammy."
身手不错啊 该走了，辛 Nice work with that chair, Oz. Way to go, Cyn.
- 过来，宝贝 - 你还活着 - Come here, baby. - You're alive?
可你… I mean, good, but you...
你从一开始就知道得一清二楚 Don't even think about it. You were in on this whole thing from the beginning!
当然了，可这些都是例行公事啊 Of course. It's an old routine. It's the Skokie Switcheroo.
例行公事？ 真不知道你们这些家伙头脑里装着什么 "The Skokie Switch..."? Where do you guys come up with these names?
我只是看到我的朋友被枪打中了胸部 I just watched my friend get shot through the heart.
- 万圣节的游戏 - 那绵羊又是怎么回事？ - Larry's House of Halloween. - And what is the deal with that lamp?
我看到她射中了 I saw her shoot the lamp.
这里面也是有机关的 The first round was live, the rest were blanks. Try and keep up.
- 我们以后再谈 - 婊子养的！ - We are gonna have such a talk later. - Sons of batches!
这件事最早什么时候开始的？ 你在墨西哥朝我开枪 So how far back does this go? Hell, you were shooting at me in Mexico.
是不是也是计划的一部分？ Was that all part of the plan?
确实是 As a matter of fact, it was, yeah.
- 你杀了我儿子 - 实际上，你儿子早就死了 - You killed my Strabo! - Actually, Strabonitz was already dead.
你的杀手开枪打我们时把他给杀了 Your hitter got him when she was shooting at us.
- 是真的？ - 拉齐奥，这很不幸 - This true? - Lazlo, shit happens.
妈的… Shit...
确实是不幸 Yeah, watch this shit happen.
- 好的，放松点 - 是真的吗？她真的死了吗？ - All right. Take it easy. - Was that real? Is she really dead?
我是说，子弹会不会是假的 I mean, was that a fake bullet?
吉米，在你动手前先听我说说 Jimmy, let me propose something before you start the killing.
我们重新组织果戈理帮 你我五五分成 Regroup the Gogolak gang. Fifty-fifty, you and me.
就像过去一样，逍遥的日子 Like the old days. Murder, mayhem, a couple of laughs.
我不这么认为，拉齐奥 把他绑起来，吉尔 I don't think so, Lazlo. Jill, tie him up.
- 等等 - 我为什么要绑他呢？ - Wait. - What am I gonna tie him up for?
- 我要杀了他 - 不，他说 - I'm gonna kill him. - No, he said...
我们不能这么做 I said that, but we can't.
当然不行，你不能真的杀人 Of course you can't. You can't kill anybody for real.
我可以，这再简单不过了 I can. It's point-blank range.
我不是说你不能杀他… I didn't mean you can't shoot him...
- …我是说你不能这么干 - 算了 ...I mean you just can't shoot him. - Come on.
- 你不是说我没胆量吗？ - 你到别人身上试去 - You said I'll make my bones. - On somebody else.
- 你不能杀他 - 你说的胆量是什么意思？ - You can't kill him. - How do you "make bones"?
她想让自己成名 She wants to make a name for herself.
你说我可以的 You said I could!
- 你要听吗？ - 告诉我为什么 - Will you just listen? - Tell me why.
- 你听到他说的了 - 告诉我为什么不行？ - You heard what he said! - Tell me why not!
因为他是我父亲 Because he's my father!
- 连我也不知道 - 看？看？ - Even I didn't know about this. - See? See?
你卷入其中，却不知道 It doesn't feel good to not be involved in the plan, to not know what...
- 他是你父亲 - 我把你当亲生儿子养大 - He's your father? - I raised you as one of my own.
- 够了 - 我让他成为一个男人 - That's far enough. - I made him a man!
一个男人是不会杀他父亲的 A man who can't kill his papa.
走开，吉尔 子弹会穿过的 Step aside, Jill. It could go right through.
吉米 Jimmy.
- 吉尔，打他的脚 - 留个纪念也算公平吧 - Jill, shoot Papa in the foot. - Straight through or leave a souvenir?
- 纪念 - 等等 - Souvenir. - Wait.
那会很痛的 That's gotta hurt.
- 谁来了，假警察吗？ - 我们得走了 - Who is that? The fake police? - Okay, we gotta go.
除非有人把事情真相告诉我 否则我哪里也不去 I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me what this is all about.
辛西娅，帮我带奥兹离开这里 Cynthia, help me get Oz out of here. Thanks for the inheritance, Pops.
吉米，你活着别想花一个子 - Way to go, Cyn. - You'll never live to spend a dime, Jimmy!
我们有钱了 We're rich! We're rich!
- 你太棒了 - 我有个好老师 - Baby, you were so good. - I had a good teacher.
我很高兴大家都没事 可我这辈子从没这么迷惑过 I'm so glad we're so overjoyed. I've never been this confused in my life.
我想这是你掉的 I think you dropped this a while back.
不，我是从一个老朋友那里借的 No, just borrowing it from an old friend, that's all.
- 现在不需要了 - 好吧 - Don't need it anymore, Cyn. - Okay.
哪位能告诉我到底发生了什么？ Would somebody tell me what's going on?
这就是，看到号码了吗？ This is what's going on. See that number right there?
这是拉齐奥·果戈理在银行的户头 That is Lazlo Gogolak's main account in the Grand Caymans.
大约有2亿8千万，一半是你们的 Somewhere around 280 million dollars, half of which is yours.
你的牙医生涯结束了，奥兹 Your tooth-pulling days are over, Oz.
- 这就是计划？ - 对 - That was the plan? - Yes!
- 你参与了吗？ - 我在今天下午前毫不知情 - Were you in on it? - I didn't know until this afternoon.
我怎么可能有份呢？ Why couldn't I have been involved?
可能是由于我的表演天份吧 I could have played a part. I minored in theater.
2亿8千万？ Two hundred and eighty million dollars?
没错，真是太多了 That's it. This is too much. It's great, but it's too much.
- 还有惊喜吗？ - 还有一个 - Any more surprises? - Just one.
- 什么？ - 我想那位医生是错的 - What? - I guess the doctors were wrong.
- 什么意思？ - 我怀孕了 - What do you mean? - I'm pregnant.
哦，我的天，恭喜了 Oh, my God, congratulations!
哦，我的天，这是真的吗？ Oh, my God, are you serious?
我要做父亲了？ I'm gonna be a dad?
不要再来了，好吗？ We're not gonna start with that again, are we?
把车棚盖上，好吗？ 真让人难为情 Put the top up, okay? It's just... It's embarrassing.
- 快来抓我啊 - 别动！ - Come on, come and get me. - Freeze, right there!
小心点 - Cross, cross. - Watch it, buster.
有人要饼干，咖啡还是茶吗？ Anybody for cookie, coffee, tea?
妈妈，求你了 Mother, please.
你们哪位能朝我这里来一枪吗？ One of you, could you just shoot me? Please.